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Bedtime Stories: Go The Fuck To Sleep (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-14 19:06:24
Edited:
2026-01-20 18:20:20
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2026-06
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Shiva

Oh my goodness 😂😂😂

Miri

Sorry, but this is the biggest lie. How the hell could she fall asleep to this? XD I giggled all the way through it and checking all the other comments I'd say they all feel the same, so there's no way she would fall asleep. :D

Shania Davis

I'm getting my son this book, idgaf

BabygirlKC

Make me.... 😁🤭

Jane-Rose

Omg. I'm dying. 😂😂😂

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

Just...yesss. 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you, Hank! Absolutely spot on. 🤭😆🧡

Aimee Garner

This....so much this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. How tf am I supposed to sleep if I'm giggling?

Nancy

Priceless! I crack up every time I hear that. More like a gift than a bedtime story because I don't think anyone will be going the fuck to sleep after listening.

Kusymre

I'm crying from laughing and my stomach hurts now. Thank you Hank, that was hilarious.

SpoiledPrincess

This bedtime story was made for me. Sincerely, a night owl🤣🤣🦉

Bee

😂 I wonder how many times you had to read that through before you could say it without laughing out loud. Well done 👏

Anita

Oh, dear Lord, this is perfect!! Down to the annoyed sighs and everything. 😂😂 It’s not gonna make me f*cking sleep but it sure is stellar entertainment. 😁👌🏻

sarah

awesome

Trice

Kudos, Mr. Miller. You *may* have slightly nudged ahead of Samuel L. Jackson for my favorite rendition of this.

AlicElle

I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣

Denise

I love this !!!!❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leslie

I should not have listened to this on the bus. 😝

Winry

Dedicated to my brother, who claims he’s “thirsty” before bed, and then eats three heaping bowls of cereal before passing out on the couch. 🤦‍♀️ This was hilarious! ❤️

Olga Yates

Some days be like this 🤪😁

Becca

Oh dear, I didn't know this Bedtime story before, it's so funny and it reminds me a lot of myself ... 😶 I have to laugh so much that I cry. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your annoyed sighs and how you get a little grumpy. Thank you for making me laugh so much! ❤

Heidi

Brilliant! Loved it but yeah... I’m not asleep 😋😉💛

Giselle Webber

Such a cute story Hank. I love your bedtime stories

idunno

this is the best

Starlena Scarlet

XD I’ve never heard the whole thing before! This was awesome!

Krumpit

This is adorable.

01Milkchocolate

😄😄😄 Didn't Samuel L. Jackson write & read this book?

Fallon

🤣🤣🤣laughed my ass off