Ugh, Her Butt Again (Patreon)

Seriously? Again? I walk in, ready to relax, and guess what I see — her giant butt, right in the middle of the couch. Kneeling like she’s po

Seriously? Again? I walk in, ready to relax, and guess what I see — her giant butt, right in the middle of the couch. Kneeling like she’s posing for a booty shrine, glued to her phone, like that massive thing behind her isn’t hogging the whole space. She does this every time. Like her thick ass has priority over everyone else’s comfort. I nudge her. She ignores me. So I push harder. Still nothing. It’s like trying to move a mattress made of pure ass. One last shove — and finally — that ridiculous thing bounces off the couch and out of my space. Peace, at last. And if she wants her spot back… she better learn how to share that thing.