Science Experiment B.E. (Patreon)

Interviewer (cheerful, slightly nervous):Congratulations, Emily! Your experiment looked like it worked… spectacularly.Emily (deadpan, gripping the shirt):Thanks.Interviewer:So, what does it actually feel like?Emily:They’re heavy. Like… stupidly heavy. Each one feels like a ten-pound kettlebell welded to my ribs. My lower back is already screaming and it’s not even noon.Interviewer:And the shirt you’re wearing…?Emily:This is my boyfriend’s. Only button-up on the planet that still reaches around me. I annihilated every single top I own in one afternoon. Buttons were flying like gunfire.Interviewer:Anything else we should know?Emily:Yeah. I’m still growing. Right now. I can literally feel the pressure building while we talk. The fabric’s getting tighter by the minute…