Believe me, I'm Gay! E8 | My best friend found my dildo and he's not impressed (Patreon)

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I still felt unsure about bottoming after Kai had fingered me. Two fingers had already stretched me more than I expected and it kinda stung when I showered after. At the same time, the curiosity refused to leave my head. Even as I lathered up my slightly tender hole, I kept imagining what a real cock would feel like sliding inside me, and especially if it was in a way that wasn’t as careful as Kai’s fingers. I was as turned on as I was terrified about it all.

I opened Grindr again that night and scrolled through the grid. Thanks to the ass pics that Kai helped me take, I didn’t have any problems finding suitors. The real problem was that they all  talked about dominating my virgin hole and doing me so hard that I wouldn’t be able to walk straight. It was hot until it… wasn’t. Like, sexting it was fun and all, but I wouldn’t be able to set up a hookup like that. Not right now anyway.

I was barely able to take two fingers without passing out. If anything, I should practice with that more first before moving onto dick. Let’s not even bring up rough dick right now.

I did think about asking Kai to do that for me again. I trusted him more than anyone else, but he never brought it up again after that afternoon, so I felt a little weird about it.

Maybe he doesn’t want to talk about it? And if he doesn’t wanna talk about it, then he definitely doesn’t want to do it again.

I’ll admit, I was horny. To curb my desire to make bad decisions, I bought a toy. That was also already kind of a bad decision because my only income is student loans. Thank you, bank. I just picked the first one that looked like, well, a dick and that wasn’t a million dollars. The package arrived a few days later while Kai and I were hanging out in my dorm room after classes, while we were both laying on my bed.

“I just have to go down to get something,” I say. Not that I haven’t been already staring at my phone watching the delivery loading bar get closer in real time. Kai is on his phone too so I slip out to pick up the package, and hope that he doesn’t notice the box in my hand when I come back.

But of course, he does. 

“What’s that?”

“Just a textbook for my, um, psychology class.” Me being a bad liar is not news to either of us. 

Kai puts down his phone and props his head up with one hand. “You’re blushing, dude.”

“Am not. Hey!”

My best friend snatches the package before I can stop him and tears into the tape with his bare hands. 

“Kai!” My cry is just met with his playful smirk. As much as I’m dying knowing what he’s about to find, I notice that his arms look pretty good in that tank top ripping the box apart. 

The cardboard flaps open and he pulls out the toy still sealed in its plastic. 

“Give me that!” I pounce on him, and Kai holds it above his head. I get mostly a faceful of his dirty blond pit hair while we both look up.

“Miles, what the fuck, dude?” He laughs as I claw at his arm.

The dildo is ridiculously large. It has thick veins running along the shaft and a massive head that looks nothing like a real cock. Kai holds it up next to his own forearm for comparison and then brings both arms down to show me. It pretty much goes from his wrist to his elbow.

“Are you serious, man?” His sentence is marred with laughter.

I hate how I turn into a full tomato when I’m embarrassed. It’s accompanied by an intense heat, so not only am I as red as a fruit, I’m a sweaty one too.

“Is this what you’re trying to get inside you?” Kai turns the toy around and around.

“No! Of course not!” I take the dildo from him, and it looks even bigger compared to my skinnier arms. “Fuck my life. What a waste of money.”

“Yeah, I don’t think you need to be preparing for all this.” Kai takes the toy back from me and puts it at his crotch. “Dude, I’d be a millionaire if I had this dong.” He swings it from side to side. 

Once the red-hot shame subsided, a dejection settled in. 

I wasted my money, and I'm nowhere closer to getting fucked. Do they even take returns for shit like this? 

“I was just messing around,” Kai says, and his hand brushing my hair off my forehead brings me out of a spiral. “My bad, dude.” 

“It's whatever,” I say as I sit down on the bed. 

My friend sets the giant dildo down on the bed and looks at me seriously for a moment. “No guy is gonna be that big, you know. And if he is, run.”

“It's whatever,” I repeat. “I'm just going to be a virgin forever because every guy wants a submissive bottom and I can't even take two fingers.” 

“Hey, don't feel bad. These are some solid fingers here.” Kai holds his index and middle finger up to my face and I push them away. “No, seriously. Sometimes a chick takes my dick better than my fingers.” 

“Why?” I look at him. I'm not going to inflate his ego for free, but he's for sure bigger than 2 fingers. 

“I don't know, man. I'm not the one with the pussy. It's biological though, no? Like that's where it's supposed to go.” 

“I guess.” I look down at my knees. “Maybe I just need to go for it with someone?” 

“Another rando like that last guy? I don’t know about that. He was kinda rough with you.” 

I shrug. He knows that I don't know anyone else. If I did, I wouldn't be on the apps in the first place. 

Kai rubs the scruff on his face, and then says decisively. “Alright, I'll do it. I mean, I'll do you.” 

“Really?” I say hopefully and then try to dim my excitement. 

“Better me now than having to take you to hospital later and explain why this,” he picks up the giant dildo and throws it off the bed, “was stuck in you, you horny bastard.” 

“I wasn't going to really…” Well… maybe. If I got desperate enough.

Kai takes off his shirt, and starts to stretch his legs. It makes me giggle, because he looks like he's preparing to run a marathon. 

“Stop laughing at me and get ready for the best night of your life,” he says as he jogs in place. “Pants off, Bing!” I roll my eyes at the reference but turn around.

He's serious, isn't he? 

As if he wanted to speed things along, I see his shorts fly across the room from behind me. Without looking back, I take off my shorts and briefs and kneel on the bed. 

“Alright.” A hand is placed on my lower back, and all the doubt vanishes from my head. The explosive horniness comes back and I arch my back. 

“Oh,” I moan as my ass rubs against his trimmed pubes. His meat hangs soft in between my cheeks, but it feels like a drop of water in a desert. 

Jesus, I want this.

“Yeah, you're in heat, dude.” His flaccid cock swipes my crack and flops on my tailbone. 

Just put it in me. I lower my chest, and hide my eyes in the sheets while I wait for him to do it.

“I need to get hard first,” Kai says. I can actually feel the air on my hole from him jerking himself off. 

“Hurry up,” I say. Fuck me already! I want to say, but it feels a little crass. 

“I'm trying.” I lift my head and look over my shoulder. Kai has his eyes shut tight and his jaw clenched, his right shoulder moving up and down rapidly. 

“I can put something on.” I pull my tablet from the table. 

“Yeah, good idea.” Kai leans forward and his semi-hard cock fills up the space in my crack better. His scruff tickles my right ear as he types on my tablet. “Not gay porn though.” 

“Sure.” 

Fuck, this feels good. I rub my ass against his cock, while gently rubbing my ear against his scruff. 

“Oh…oh…oh…” Something plays on the screen and I feel his organ swell. 

Fuck me. I scratch my earlobe against his jawline. 

“You like the beard?” He rubs back. 

“I wouldn't call that thing a beard,” I say to him. 

“Uh huh.” Kai licks his palm, and a second later his cock feels much wetter sliding in my crack. 

Much wetter, and much harder. 

“I'd be nicer to me if I were you,” Kai says in my ear.