Disney Cosplay - Puck as Maleficent (Patreon)

So apparently I misspelled Maleficent, which kind of frustrates me, because I feel strongly that Disney is in the wrong here.  NO ONE says 'Mal-EH-ficent'.  Everyone says 'Mal-IF-icent'.  To rhyme with 'magnificent'.  Only more evil.  QED.  I'm right even when I'm wrong.