Makeover Page from Phoebe's Fashion Mag (in strip 349) (Patreon)

Whenever a character holds up any kind of document in Puck, I always go to the trouble of writing actual content for it.  I don't know why I do this.  I mean, even movies seldom do this.  If you actually read the newspapers that flash by the screen, most of the time they're filled with nonsense.

So here, for your reading pleasure, is the page from Phoebe's fashion mag in strip 350.  This is what I think fashion mags sound like.  I'm right, right?

Filled.  With.  Nonsense.