Puck as Sexy Monopoly Man (Oct. 2021) (Patreon)

This one was the weirdest option to get lots of votes.  But hey, the patrons chose it so I had to make it a reality.

By the way, despite what you (and I) might remember, Rich Uncle Moneybags does NOT have a monocle and never has.  Mr. Peanut has a monocle and I think all our brains just combined the two.