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Down in the Bayou, off I-62 is that notorious reptile lounge, Lot Lizards, where Truckers, Wanderers, and the Lost looking for directions, can come in and loose their money to the locals as they prance, dance and grind their naked scaly bodies against theirs. Just three rules to remember, Tip Peter, Keep you hands off the ladies, and Tip Peter.

It's custom for the dancers to tip the bartender at the end of the night, but a few of them prefer to keep the cash and pay in ass, Penelope probably being the worst offender of the bunch... not that Peter minds.