Welcome To Hell… Tower With the Slit! (BONUS) (Patreon)

Welcome back to the innermost circle of hell, sinners!

This week, Daniel’s in desperate need of a groom - “in every sense of the word,” apparently - and the aunties are already mourning the inevitable end of Hacks and The Last of Us.

After a moan about the Marvel multiverse and a discussion on all things Enya, there’s a sizzling new segment: What’s Hot! This week’s picks? Prawn crisps and glow-downs - yes, the aunties are howling over those who’ve aged like hell’s own gargoyles.

And don’t even think of skipping the letter section, it’s pure, uncut celebrity gossip featuring none other than the ice queen herself… Madonna!

So, strike a pose and descend with us into delicious chaos.