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Welcome back to the inner inferno, Fabergé Eggs!

Chaos reigns in hell this week, one of Dane’s former flings has slithered into Daniel’s DMs. And let it be known: Daniel doesn’t do sloppy seconds… unless the Tom Hardy Clause is triggered.

The aunties take a detour through the worlds of Rosamund Pike, Devonshire crabbing contests, and a very cursed idea: launching their own YouTube cooking channel (brace yourselves).

And this week’s letter? Let’s just say the aunties come up with some ingenious (and mildly unhinged) ways to get your filthy colleagues to wash their hands.

Make sure you wash your hooves, and trot into the flames.