Fork in the Road (free version) (Patreon)

Much of the time I’m more in agreement with Esther, but I’m actually with Kayla on this one. Chopsticks just feel like the more elegant solution for getting food from a plate to your mouth. It mildly annoys me that more Americans aren’t on board with this thinking, since it means I have to tell the Chinese place when I pick up a delivery that I want chopsticks in the bag.

I do wonder if they’d also just throw in a plastic fork if an Asian were to pick it up. That’s discrimination against non-Asians! And probably the most egregious form of discrimination in our current world today.

Yup, can’t think of anything worse. Although…? Hmm… nah. Can’t think of anything else.