Namaste Out of It — Eternal Beach City (Patreon)

I’ve never been much for yoga personally. I’m sure it’s very beneficial in a lot of different arenas; I just don’t have the patience for it.

It’s weird, because I have the patience for a lot of other things, but most of those other things don’t require staying still and nothing happening. Same reason I “can’t” meditate. I know, I know; you gotta accept and acknowledge it when you get distracted and then recenter yourself or whatever. I just don’t have the patience.

My mom was actually a Transcendental Meditation instructor for a good number of years. But when I was pretty young, she switched to Catholicism pretty hardcore. So, instead of learning how to calm down, I learned about Thomas Aquinas, embracing guilt and shame and that 9/11 was an inside job.

The last bit had little to do with Catholicism. She’s just also insane.