Stripping Rights — Eternal Beach City (Patreon)

Actually, now that I think about it, are the lifeguards at nude beaches also nude? On the one hand you’d be kinda out of place and might feel left out. On the other hand, you are at work, and how are people going to distinguish you as someone with some level of authority and responsibility? Clothes really are useful indicators for that sort of thing.

I guess you could use body paint and write out “lifeguard” across your torso. Or… wear a whistle. But then what if someone else brings a whistle?! Maybe it’s just understood that anyone not there in some official capacity should leave their whistle at home. “Stolen valor” is the term, if I’m not mistaken.