Thin Edge of the Wedgie (free version) (Patreon)

Fun fact: the gentleman with the astute observation via Allison’s attire is David! Who the fuck is David? Well, he subscribed to the top tier of the Patreon which entitles one to an appearance in the comic. Now, might your cameo entail you getting kicked in the dirt and pissed on? It’s always a possibility. David lucked out though! Well, depending on what he’s into, maybe he’s the… opposite of lucked out? Lucked in?

The point is, luck was involved. If luck even exists. Unless by “luck” you mean “random chance”. Unless it turns out everything that happens is fate in some form. Was it your destiny to have Allison yelling in your face like this? If only we could all be so lucky.