Swing and a Miss — Pin-up (Patreon)

I have to imagine the strain setting one of those sex swings can put on a relationship is comparable (if not worse) to the strain induced via IKEA furniture construction. I’m sure there are couples out there who gel perfectly executing this sort of task. But I know that for the next time I’m in a relationship, we’ll be assembling a desk or bookshelf once and if the experience goes poorly, I’ll be putting together everything myself. I don’t care whose fault it is. I just want the desk to be upright and stable without paying for couples counseling as well. Oh yeah, I also paid for the desk! Are you planning on contributing anything hypothetical future boyfriend/girlfriend?

Oh, and fuck ICE. I mean, are you seein’ this? Jesus fucking Christ.