Nip in the Bud (free version) (Patreon)

I don’t currently have any piercings. Maybe I should get a whole bunch at once just for the hell of it. And I can already hear the chorus of: “Actually, that’s a bad idea because getting more than three or four will be taxing on your immune system and blah blah blah”SHUT THE FUCK UP! Will it kill me? Do you even know what you’re talking about?! Or did you just read that somewhere else and now you’re relaying it like some kind of authority? Just because it sounds like it mostly makes sense, doesn’t mean someone couldn’t have just made it up! Maybe they didn’t. But you don’t know until you’ve tried it yourself. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t incorporate second-hand information into your decision making ever. But everyone needs to stop acting so confident when all they’re doing is just relaying other people’s conclusions.

What was my point? Oh yeah. I just got 32 piercings. Or maybe this alley-hooligan who took my wallet just stabbed me 32 times. Hard to remember. Crazy how quickly blood loss can make you lightheaded.