Dress to Digress — Pin-up (Patreon)

I’m not gonna lie, getting dressed just for the sake of company is an imposition I don’t think guests appreciate enough. It’d be one thing if I were the type to insist you take your shoes off at the door. In that case, I’m making you adjust your state of dress to conform to my needs, thus it’s only fair I should do the same. Fair’s fair. But I’m not one of those psycho, uptight assholes! You can wear whatever the fuck you want as far as I’m concerned! But if I, and I alone, don’t jump through all these hoops that getting dressed entails, I’m the asshole?

Insanity. Pure insanity.