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Who would win in a street fight? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-16 04:24:49
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Who would win in a street fight?

  • PAC-MAN 1320
  • A pack of men 968
  • 2024-03-16
  • 2288 votes
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Content

Besties After Dark

Comments

Jesse Koechling

Imagine you're with your pack of men waltzing down the street... then you turn the corner and there is a floating yellow orb that you can't make any sense of. Then it starts munching in your direction? The pack is gone before the fight even starts

Michael B.

I’d like to see Pac Man come to Brooklyn and try to start something, is all I’m sayin

Andrew

With a big enough pack you can just keep throwing men at Pac-Man until he hits his kill screen.

Jester Rubella

Pac man will beat their asses to death and then eat their ghosts

Microchasm

Pac-man would chomp their balls. No defense against that.

JB

Under fair rules, a pack of men for sure. In a street fight though, PAC-MAN all day every day babyyyy. He could work out the strategy of how each individual man was attacking him, and then use his knowledge of the streets to isolate each man to then bring them to their dooms.

Nic Stelter

Puck Man? Pack of men take the W no problem. Pac-Man?… God please show yourself and I hope you’re legends of mercy ring true for this pack of fearful men blinks blue

Shane Sweeney

Pac Man dies if an incorporeal ghost even touches him. And your asking how he'd do against several ghosts in corporeal meat armour?

Mary Harvey

How could a pack of men win if pacman just eats them? Didn’t think about that did you

Quinn Reilly

Pac-Man is like the size of fist. Have you seen how big a cherry is in comparison?

Mike Corris

Hahahaha. Folks this is unhinged. Thank you

Evan

PAC-MAN was made for this. It’s a grid system.

Mike

I'm just here for that after dark sleepover energy

Rum_Ham

Now THIS is what I pay $5 for

Fernando Dominguez

If Pac-Man is allowed drugs then the men should also be jacked up on drugs and steroids.

bjorktribe

Men encountering Pac first observe the most beautiful, blemishless, golden spere. They obsess over it's geometry. They are drawn to it. A seam appears, widening from mathematically perfect opposite points parallel to the ground. It moves at a deliberate & maddening crawl. The Maw. Into the infinite men stare, and the Unknowable Eldridge Horror that dwells within reveals itself. It is so ancient. Forbidden wretched knowledge fills the men that are captured by it. It drives them to insanity; in some cases, death is instant. For those that succumb in this way, their spirits are wrought from their vessels and left to wander in eternal pain. Sensing their exquisite anguish, the sphere begins it's impossible glide towards them. Not rotating, but simply levitating. It devours them utterly.

Benjamin Heasly

PAC would chomp their poser asses. Especially if the player playing PAC was the infamous, high-scoring ASS.

Adventuress

Have to agree that a pack of men would win - Pac Man is such a little cheese wheel!

Cinna_The_Poet

Any Smash Bros. character would smash any and all bros unquestioningly.

Stephen Taubner

I mean, how many is in a PACK of men? Like a wolf pack or a six-pack? Either way lil Pac-Man is just like 8 pixels

Evelyn Begin Again

For me this comes down to the doping rules on the fight. With power pills, Pac-Man. Without, I think the numbers overwhelm him and the pack of men take the win.

ethrze

I mean, if you touch any part of him that’s not his mouth, he dies. I feel like if the pack of men can surround him it’s over.

Futurevolume

Kinda simple…PAC-MAN eats first guy til he’s dead. Guy’s ghost touches PAC-MAN. Game Over

Zardoz

oh yeah? does Pac-Man have thermonuclear warheads?

Chris Leete

Assuming Pac-Man is man sized, it’s a no brainer. He has unlimited endurance, unparalleled tensile strength, and 3 lives. He would run literal laps around the pack of men, picking them off one by one like a great white circling a raft.

Tommy Duffy

As far as we know, PAC Man is only vulnerable to ghosts. Physical attacks could be powerless.

Chris W

Pac-Man has no arms to punch with. Weak!

David Bauer

What are Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde but the ghosts of a pack of men? And what does Pac Man do to them? Chew them up and spit them out.

Matt Mosher

Pac Man is all hopped up on pills who knows what he's capable of.

Donnie H

Me and my friends would've killed ET with hammers I can tell you that much

Vaellus

What is PAC-MAN but a mouth? And what does a pack of men have? Serval mouths. PAC-MAN is getting taken to the cleaners.

AslamC

Street fight means no rules. No rules means eating is on the table. Pac-Man all the way.

luther

my man gotta have a power pellet but yea he could

Isaac Harris

My vote goes for Russ to beat them all.

Chuck LeChucke

Pac-man as he appeared originally in Japan (with limbs and boots and gloves) could definitely eat a pack of men. The Pac-man that Midway put on their machines, with no arms and a tiny mouth, couldn't eat a single boy-child.

Kevin Proff

The arguments for and against Pac Man in this thread are incredible.

Jon

Pac-man is only slightly larger than two cherries, and he is so psychologically fragile that he will get overwhelmed and killed by imaginary ghosts unless he takes his happy pills. He is in a "street" in the human world, he is going to get eaten by a cat before any pack of men are aware of him.

Gavin_but_sad

I think if he gets his key charged up he could kill most of the pack at once.

Rio + Ryne

is it a 6 pack or a 12 pack of men

Jesse Edwards

Bold of some of those here to assume that the pack of men are the ghosts and not the dots

Joseph McDonald

Since y’all will be discussing Dragon’s Dogma next week, I’m curious to hear your opinion on the Microtransaction controversy. It’s interesting to me that DD is getting blown up for it since it’s not even the first Capcom game to offer single player helper transactions. No one got mad at Red Orb purchases in Devil May Cry or paid tickets in Resident Evil 4. In my personal opinion, as a dude that works 50-60 hour weeks, I have no problem shelling out a couple of dollars to make the game a little more convenient in my limited playtime. UNLESS (unless) the game is intentionally clunky to push micro transactions. Then I’m completely pushed away from playing. Thanks again for everything. You guys rule To clarify, I’m absolutely loving my time in Dragon’s Dogma 2, and have had absolutely no inclination to buy a single player helper. In fact, it’s currently battling with Infinite Wealth and FF7 Rebirth for my top game spot.

Mike Kelley

“The kill of the Pac is the meat of the Pac. Ye must eat where it lies; And no one may carry away of that meat to his lair, or he dies.” — Kipling

Brad MacDonald

Just Wanna say to plante infamous second son is imo the best infamous, you should give it a shot again. Sorry listening to newest besties just wanted to say that.