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Which mascot would be your BFF? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-22 03:22:22
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Which mascot would be your BFF?

  • Sonic 408
  • Mario 247
  • Crash Bandicoot 290
  • Bubsy 109
  • Bonk 39
  • Gex 245
  • Spyro 824
  • Pac-Man 119
  • Blinx the Time Sweeper 113
  • 2024-02-22
  • 2394 votes
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Content

Besties Patreon After Dark, please don't tell Frushtick

Comments

DukeDingle

Bubsy feels like the only one of these that would *actually* have a drink with me.

bjorktribe

Wow, these are all leaders turned sidekick? That's tough. Got to be Gex though. Being a spy, he's okay with not being at the top. Plus, I hear he's got an in with a relative in the insurance biz and I could use a better rate.

bjorktribe

Honorable mention: 7-Up's, Spot

Rook

Gex seems chill, plus I used to have a pet gecko so I'm familiar with their needs. I don't think all the people picking spyro would be able to care for a dragon and provide it enough enrichment. Same with mario. Do you know how expensive good meatballs are, and how much effort it takes to feed an Italian plumber every day? Not to mention the enclosure you keep him in has to be massive and full of pipes and other enrichment like mushrooms. It's just not ethical. Marios need to remain in the wild where they belong. I think the majority of mario owners saw them as a get rich quick scheme because of their amazing ability to find gold coins, but unless you have a lot of gold coins around your property, it's not going to help much. They don't conjure the coins from nowhere after all 🙄 And don't get me started on Luigis. The amount of people who get Luigis just because they think they'd be a cute addition to their haunted house is sickening.

mmmcranberryjuice

I'm rocking with Mario. He's totally my boy. We're out jumping over things, saying "wahoo", eating spaghetti. He's on my level.

Sven

Banjo from Banjo and and Kazooie, but sadly not a choice. So Mario it is!

mads

Fucking love this patreon already and spyro IS ALREADY MY BESTIE

Azurite

Gotta be Spyro, first game I ever played when my Dad got it for the ps1, still buy whenever a new one comes out

Shelby Fawn

nostalgia almost made me pick crash… but then I remembered the jorts. I’d hope for a himbo bestie but I know I’d get villain-from-90s-skateboarding-movie.

Jake S

Never played Blinx - The Time Sweeper (or heard of this game for that matter) but after looking up 10/10 would be my BFF

beampatrol

Blinx whilst not being the creates game would easily be the least annoying of the list. And the time travel fun would make a great BFF.

Timothy Prewitt

At various stages of life, in order, Scott Pilgrim, Madeline of Celeste, Alan Wake. All that to say... Mario I guess? Eating mushrooms and going on adventures.

D. Alfonso

For some odd reason I really thought you were asking about sports mascots, and I was prepared to write "Gritty", haha. Of the choices given... Bubsy. Let's be real.

Thunder-Ruth

Until he settled down and had a family my bff was a crude jorts wearing risk taker who rarely spoke aside from yells and suggestive gestures.

Luke

Can I add that it MUST be the modded Chubby Spyro?

Isaac Harris

Busy because I love kitties so much. I want every cat to be my friend.

Jenna Stoddard

Crash seems like a friend but not a GOOD friend. He'd take you to a dive bar and do coke in the bathroom

Mysterious Pirate Rat

Spyrooooo! First game I had on PlayStation, played all throughout my childhood, and replayed reignited trilogy multiple times at thos point. That stupid little purple dragon just fills my brain with dopamine.

Eryk Nielsen

Pac-Man is in his 40s, has a small child, and eats compulsively. I feel like we'd have a lot in common.

sonicgarbage

A looot of people in here willingly turning down a best friend who can TIME TRAVEL.

Phiki

I want to say Crash, but I also think he would push me into traffic....soooo best friends?

Kate

Astrobot may be a newcomer but he’s my choice by far. He’s adorable and sings his own theme song, what could be better?

Patrick Hightower

Of the options, Spyro seems like the one who is most likely to actually help a friend out. Mario is willing to help out Peach when kidnapped, sure; but man, is he a jerk when he is competing with his friends in kart racing or other sports.

Isaac Smith

gex because my man would do a themed halloween costume with you every single year. best part is, it doesn't matter what kind of theme you want to do- whatever you choose, he's already got a costume to match.

Josh C

Spyro's the only series I actually got to be part of development in, so it's no contest.

Ari

Blinx has a vacuum, so I know their place would be clean when I come over.

JB

What on earth? I’m always surprised by the Spyro love. Very cool to see though.

Lucas Shears

For the record, Gex rhymes with sex.

Mike Kenney

No Banjo and Kazooie? They’re my best friends.

Kyle Conner

As much as I would like to say I choose this character because they could hold the world on their shoulders for me, that would be a lie. I KNOW Crash Bandicoot would just smoke weed and eat Jack in the Box tacos with me. True BFF

Perry Alter

We all want Sonic to be our BFF, but we all settle for Gex.

Sean Petersen

God bless the 1% of people that chose Bonk

Burn Things

Surprised to see Spyro so high. 👀

Majima Cookie

Spyro???? Really???? Wild. In comparison to all of these Spyro is one of the least recognizable mascots in videogame history. Also one of the ones with the least amount of personality. F*cking GEX is a better mascot, at least I get what his deal is.

Ben The DorkKnight

Life gives you the chance to be friends with a fuckin dragon, you take that chance, dammit. (sorry for being aggro)

Aaron White

My real answer (that isn't on the poll) is Clank.

jtingl

I think as a wingman I would want Sonic, but as a confident that I told my darkest and deepest secrets too, maybe Mario.

Nicole Levay

No Kirby or Pikachu? Absolute travesty of a poll

Ian Hickey

Bubsy is awesomesauce, I played the crap out of that game as a kid before I knew it was bad

Ashe Peake

I was totally prepared to be in the minority but apparently people here understand the friend potential of Spyro. God bless