Rubber housewife Kelsey (Patreon)

“Hi! Welcome to my lovely home! Isn’t it just perfect?” You pause, stunned. It looks like your friend, Kelsey. But it’s just so wrong. Her skin shines like rubber, her hair looks molded from a single piece of rubber, and when have you EVER seen Kelsey wear a dress?

What’s more unsettling is the fact her face didn’t move as she spoke it didn’t even come from her at all, the voice came from above her, from the speakers the house’s smart home system should be using to communicate. Her lips remained frozen in the same smile the entire time and… her teeth are just a solid sheet of white plastic what the hell happened to your friend?

“Come on in Sweetie, I made your favorite just how you like it can I get you a drink while we wait for it to cool?”

well… maybe you can wait to dig into that mystery until after dinner that roast smells delicious…