Getting Back into the Spirit (Patreon)

“Hey, wanna go sit on Santa’s lap?”

“Ugh. Grow up. I’m not going to go sit in some creepy mall Santa’s lap. Besides those janky animatronics are creepy.”

“Yeah they are looking kinda… old I mean they’ve used the same ones for like… 6 years now.”

“Yeah, maybe they’ll reuse them like they did the one left they turned into a scarecrow holding a jack-o’-lantern.”

“Somehow I don’t think a saluting werewolf is going to look all that scary. They just need to trash these and get some new ones.”