May Illustration: Ned’s Respite (Patreon)

The store was empty. Has been for the past 45 minutes. So could you really blame him for indulging himself with a little light porn? And what’s the harm in maybe having a little rub through his pants? And there definitely shouldn’t be a problem with removing said pants to get a better grip! Although… taking a test ride on his new toy might have been crossing the line just a bit…

And of course that’s precisely when a couple customers decide to show up!

How’s he gonna get his pants back on without flashing his innocent customers?

And why is he getting harder???