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So, it's time for a NEW Patreon perk - giveaways! My loft is heaving with kits and products that I'll never realistically get around to using, so every month I'm going to run a giveaway to thin the Pile of Shame. It could be rulebooks, it could be models, it could be paints and accessories! Together we shall thin the piles!

This month, one person will receive the Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook from Cubicle 7.

Imperium Maledictum is a new Warhammer 40,000 roleplaying game set in the glorious Macharian Sector, a sector forged in blood and fire from the thousand worlds conquered by Lord Solar Macharius. Players take on the role of Imperial adepts and citizens recruited by a powerful Patron. These influential figures use teams outside the usual chain of command to undertake grim and perilous missions, furthering their often inscrutable interests. To succeed, players must weave their way through the complicated web of competing factions that make up the Imperium. They must navigate a realm where a whispered accusation can be as deadly as any bolter, plumbing the depths of the most lethal hives and navigating the often far more insidious threats that grace the courts of the highborn.

We actually played through a (very silly) game of this at Christmas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZPpvd36XE but due to a shipping error I ended up with two copies of the core book - so the spare is the one I'm giving away.

If you'd like a chance to win it, comment here with some variation of 'I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME' to express your interest and, in the last week of May, I'll draw a winner at random! To be eligible, you just need to be a active patron (any tier) when I close the thread around the 20th of the month. I'll contact you once closed for a postal address.

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Will2B

would be quite happy to receive shame

Harrison Barber

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME, DEAR ARBITOR....hows that?

Tim

Very interested in reducing the shame pile after watching Xmas game.

David Hamblin

Such is my munificence I would help you brother free up space for *yet more* Warhammer gubbins!

Charlotte With a D

There is no pile of shame, merely a pile of opportunity :D

Andrew Wright

SHAME on you, but even better SHAME on me please haha

Diarmuid ORiordan

I shall take from your pile of shame. To add to MY pile of shame!

Chris Bewley

In the valley of shame, the man eating cornflakes in his underpants is king

Thomas Markham

As a big fan of dnd and warhammer I shall carry your burden of shame and make it my own!

Stephen Byrne

I can't paint your pile of shame for you... But I can paint you!

Simon Shaw

I shall help you with your pile of shame.

Matt Nathan

Happy to act as a shame dumpster. Please don't tell my wife.

John Prew

I've still room in my home and I have no shame.

Peter Hopkins

I have no pile, and I must shame

TTSS Productions

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME is a roundabout way of entering a competition and quite a shouty one but sure :D

apothyon2000

Happy to build my own pile from yours.

Makariel

I shall shame your pile of help, what is man if not a pile of secrets?

Craig P Brown

*inserts the GoT shame nun here* Oh glorious Arbitor… come forth and deliver your book based enlightenment upon my bookshelf

Lloyd

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME

Jon Prince

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME

Phil Pritchard

‘If we cannot laugh at a pile of shame, then it has already bested us!’

Jim Busher

“Shame, Help You, I Shall” says Yoda

Sarah Ewing

Share with me your burdensome pile of shame

Brandon Ulick

I sympathize. I shall help you with your pile of shame

Spanghewer

I will quite gladly take the great burden of helping you with your pile of shame

Clams

Id love to help with your pile of shame, if u ship internationally 😅

PlasticFork

I can help you with your pile of shame!

Darren Burrows

Your shame shall become my shame which will likely eventually become someone else’s shame. Either way. I shall help

Will Dennis

I thought "shame" was so passé? I love the channel but please send this to some other member...I barely have time to play my role in real life!

Mewens Chat

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME (by adding to my own)

Chris Davis

As like many others I’m more than happy to help you with your pile of shame!

Thomas Perry

" Shame and eternal shame nothing but shame " but as I'm not medieval french nobility (Henry V refrence that I've probably got wrong) I'll help you with your pile of shame

McGobbo

I shall help you with your pile of shame! Shame! Shame!

Tony Shannon

Happy to help thin the pile!

Jamie McClurg

Well if no one else is making jokes about 'pile relief' I'm not gonna be the first . . . happy to help with reducing the shame

Tres

I pledge my bookshelf to your pile of shame.

Patrick Pelham

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME! Though mine may bury us both.

Evan Rice

Came for the pile, stayed for the shame…

Paul Shorten

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME by collecting this book in person next Friday.

Gabriel Walton

I'm an Inquistor of the Ordo Pudoris and in the name of the empereror I must claim your book for inspection of heretical dogma!

James Larner

I shall help with your pile of shame!

Mazu Songfox

I shall be happy to help in aiding in thinging out the pile of shame.

David Clegg

As one pile of shame decreases, another must correspondingly increase.

Tom Reynolds

More than happy to help thin your pile of shame in the same way work does to my hair!

Benjamin Howard

Something to play with the kids. I’d love to help with your pile of shame

Sir Thomas Wyatt

I shall help with your pile of shame by adding to my own.

Neil Webber

Being a kind person, I will happily help with your pile of shame 😀

theocd

A generous soul here that would also help clear your pile of shame!

SCIFraptor

For the glory of the emperor I shall strive to redeem your shame

WellenInspektor

I shall endeavor to lessen your pile of shame.

JoSe

When one pile of shame shrunketh another must groweth

Kurious

Only filthy Xenos have a pile of shame - let me help purge it

Jeroen Brugman

This would be a cool addition to my collection of roleplaying books.

JamesCORP

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME

Harry Ray

yoooooo let's get this pile of shame gone!

Aasa T

Verily, this pile of most shameful nature shall henceforth be divided among your loyal retainers and followers.

Owen Forrester

Your pile of shame shall become my pile of shame.

Gomertron

You were lucky to have a pile of shame. We had a small mound of shame in the corner of a corridor.

Noesies

I shall help you with your pile of opportunities!

TzaangorLover69

My Lord of Change has sent me to relieve you of your immense Hoard Of Shame.

Dale Henehan

"AND MY AXE" for your Pile of Shame

WatchingBrian

Let me find one more game to distract me from my pile of shame!

Dalga Faik

I SHALL HELP YOU THIN THINE PILE OF SHAME, ARBITOR OF IAN!

Tim Mountain

I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME

Gareth

I’d welcome the opportunity to transfer from your pile of shame to mine, thank you!

Angel and Gaz

I (WE) SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME

WIGHT_METAL

I could help a bit... I could carry it for a while... share the load...

Col Serra

I'd love to get a rotating session going on for my gaming club with this, I've still got the Only war stuff somewhere. So, I'd be honored to help with your pile of shame

Enginseer Pete

Give me some of the crap you don’t want! I’ll help you with your pile of shame!

StormWolf1988

Unload your leftover on my plate!

TzaangorLover69

My great Lord of Change has sent me to HELP WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME!!

Normalin

I shall help you with your pile of shame, and try and reduce mine in the process ><'

James Durham

I was there, the day Ian slew the pile of shame.

Amber Kalau

let’s help you unpile that shame!!!🫶🏻

George Patten

I will help you with your shame of piles

Johnny Di Girolamo

I’d love to help with your pile of shame, so I can help my friends having a hard time have a great time in the grim darkness of a far flung future.

MR Molly Malal

'I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME'

Lozotehu

I registered to this platform to help you with your pile of shame. And also to support your channel ;)

Sandy

I shall ease your burden by reducing said pile of shame.