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Lanterns 1x7 (Patreon)

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2026-09-28 03:36:40
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Get this to 40 likes for the Hal Jordan backstory! We get a look into Hal Jordan's past and finally see what's inside the box he left in storage.

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Te Le

I like this show but EVERY episode really shows how budget friendly they cut down any and all actual green lantern stuff. like there isn't much mystery in the show so far, 90% of this episode was walking around retreading dialogue and catching people up like halogram, the sherrif, the money for the silly blackmail plot. we have one episode left and damn near none of this has been very green lanterny. GL is THE space cosmic hero who most of the time deals with aliens. and instead of GOTG type stuff its human aliens, human drama, and a slight tease of alien stuff. I NEED episode 8 to have some actual valid content. The one thing I want from this is an actual twist like Hal was "killed" by Lilliana who is a "rogue" guardian and Hal was secretly saved by Noah who is a manhunter but has different more evolved goals than Zoe. Everything has been pretty spoonfed or out right said, of course Zoe the random girl who sought out John was sus. but then we spent 5 episodes retreading Macon's house and going to random places to learn the same thing. the plot feels like they have very little to say but need to fill 8 episodes Also they doing Hal Jordan pretty dirty he is THE Green Lantern in the comics, it's like if they killed batman and replaced him with Jason Todd and everyone told Jason Todd how much better he is as batman even Bruce Wayne posthumously recording that he's better in every way. gives real "Rey Skywalker was the ACTUAL chosen one not Luke or Anakin" vibes which is foul because the defining cool factor of the GL corp is that it's more like a military with each member having unique strengths based on their unique minds. We should be getting all the GLs in some capacity thats the entire thing that makes GL a special type of hero. I really hope to see some sort of twist to where Hal is alive because John vs Sinestro is not a hype match up and if we have any chance of any meaningful other corps showing up its through Sinestro. Its wild how many clips from the 3d animated GL show I have seen and how unrecognizable it is when compared to this show. I am holding out hope we eventually get there with how successful the show is and REALLY hoping ep 8 sets all this stuff up to a meaningful conclusion. It feels like a lot for a final episode tho and kinda seems like peacemaker season 2

Daas Nahk

Fun fact the Ex husband also voiced Dipper in Gravity Falls

Daas Nahk

Nah Kyle Chandlers kid was the main girl from Alien TV show

Lo

Omg u did all that yappin to say a whole bunch of nun, it’s human stuff because it’s and alien killing humans while looking human, therefore a murder mystery. He’s still dealing with aliens. The show meeting your status of if it’s “green lanterny” enough doesn’t matter like you said you watched”clips of the 3d show” as you’re comparison like that holds weight. You haven’t even watched the show just comparing animated clips to live action. All those”plot twist” you want are trash asl.

Lo

43:35 this not the first time pat has made stuff up in his head and presented it like knowledge … USAgent played by Wyatt Russell is the son of the actor Kurt Russell.

Ronin Ghoul

I can't wait to watch the finale & see IF it leads up to the upcoming movie.

Rico

yall forgetting sinestro killed a guardian

Mxxronone

It’s crazy because the entire Series John and The sheriff said that Hal looks like he wants to die all the time

Mxxronone

I will say one thing on how sinestro got on the planet, Hal could’ve dropped him off 10 years ago after their conversation reminder earth didn’t have any updates on any Lanterns Until Guy Gardner got picked and im pretty sure guy got picked recently and John just got updated that Sinestro broke out a while ago and just didn’t know

Te Le

you didn't really counter any of my points and are coming off very defensive. and I did watch the show lmao I was there when it aired its what made me excited for this show. The clips are popping up because GL is back in the zeitgeist and they show a stark contrast from this show which is the point. There also is no real mystery since Zoe was obvious since ep 1 and now we have the boring options of Noah being the manhunter and killing hal or his mom since there's only 5 characters on this show. Yes the aliens with budget friendly human disguises so they are barely aliens is my point that is very boring for a GL show. it's like a ben 10 show with no aliens thats literally the entire thing. and yes the human drama has been very boring a nothing. oh hal and kerry are dating offscreen, oh noah is the mega chad manhunter we got bad exposition for from zoe and are waiting to see unfold, oh billy macon got cucked the whole show. none of it is terribly compelling or a green lantern story. you can loooove the show but the writing of the plot is mid as fuck with some great actors and i HOPE ep 8 is all the actual GL stuff. we had 5 episodes dicking around a mystery most people solved ep 1 and now 2 eps slowly getting to the obvious plot. unless the guardians have some interesting part to play this is simply not much of a green lantern show. John vs sinestro isnt it bro that shit has no weight

awesomeusername

You said it yourself, GL is back in the zeitgeist. So how tf is it being talked about again if its a boring show thats mid af? You can't go balls deep on the sci-fi, constructs and aliens all together without ballooning the budget. DC did a smart thing for once and actually eased audiences back into GL with a mystery story. Because lets not pretend anyone was talking about GL before this show. Because that Ryan Reynold's movie did actual lasting damage with how goofy it was. It begs the question, you watching this show thinking there's gonna be something that will please everything you want in just one final episode is crazy when you are talking shit about its first 7 episodes lol. If its disappointed you already, then don't go into the last episode expecting that to change. And you're crazy if you're comparing someone as bland and perfect as Rey to John Stewart. He's infinitely better as a protagonist, and actually makes mistakes. He's not a perfect upgrade on Hal, he was clearly outshone when his parents were in danger and Hal had to assess the situation. And even now, he's still relying on Hal to save his ass. And in that same way, Hal was not done dirty like Luke. Luke thought about killing his damn nephew and then abandoned the galaxy after said nephew became a war criminal. Luke wouldn't give up on his own damn nephew if he was able to redeem DARTH VADER. Hal on the other hand actually has a reason for being jaded as an older guy, and even then he never went that low.

Te Le

GL 2011 put Green Lantern back in the zeitgeist too. It’s a decent show, good production value, competent directing, great dialogue and acting. the plot is just wheel spinning ass for a lot of the time. there’s very little actual Green Lantern stuff in this show. and the mystery is ass there’s no actual mystery just a lot of fucking walking around repeating stuff to characters and very little covered until the obvious choice like zoe plays out which again everyone knew since ep 1. if it’s a springboard intro that will be the only project like this for GL and everything else will be actual GL stuff then fine. if ep 8 secretly has all the actual GL stuff then i’ll be insanely happy. but 7 episodes of meandering about a mid mystery and mediocre plot and stupid blackmail and offscreen relationships and nonsensical developments to hate hal is not peak Green Lantern. now sinestro and potentially Qward is a GOOD START for a turnaround but John vs Sinestro is ass so pleaseeee let Hal be alive since he is green lantern and the best stories are his stories. but so far we have a lot of fake lore taking away from the best parts of the core of GL which is the Corp so they can make a mediocre true detective story with mediocre mystery boxes just like Tom King is known for. again i like the show its just no higher than a 7 for sure and the plot has been pretty god damn ass a lot of the time. and a lot of decent shows are talked about before they get ass. remember Game of Thrones? remember any of the ass marvel shows? she hulk and ironheart were talked about. star wars acolyte was talked about. it’s a IP show it’s gonna be talked about. i have a good feeling many of the plot threads will be ended poorly or not at all and there’s no signs of a continuation. it’s a show that feels embarrassed to be attached to the IP. I don’t even think it’s bad to necessarily slow roll it but they are doing it in a pretty dogshit quality way. it’s like if superman was killing people or if batman had a gun. they just writing shit that’s counter to the foundation of GL and to waste Hal to prop up John is a shame. they should be in tandem and again maybe they will and there’s some really cool stuff in ep 8 that sets everything to actual GL content. so far it’s just a mid true detective knockoff without any of the skill of those writers, a LOT OF BLOAT, and a clear focus on budget saving at EVERY TURN. really reminds me of agents of shield especially with the shooting the back of the guardian head to not have to actually spend much. that’s EXACTLY what agents of shield did with hive i was actually dying laughing at that. you can endlessly glaze the show but it’s just ok. the writing is predictable for a mystery, the actors carry it and taking probably the best actor out of the verse along with 90% of the GL mythos feels like a mistake to me and im PRAYING ep 8 is a 180 otherwise it’s a waste of GL but I know yall have no actual thoughts and would defend this show regardless of whatever it showed you. yall have decided to dickride like the weird snyder people do for his stuff

Te Le

and hal is being done exactly like luke. he has a wealth of stories just like EU luke, they ignore all of that to make him a jaded old man without all that much explanation (praying lanterns at least gives us a better ending for this with sinestro but the hal backstory ep was pretty quick so idk). and they have the newer character thrust in to force the torch to be passed instead of any natural development. they even give John this fake hyper competency with the ring just like rey had with the force and the dyad. none of this is original it’s literally the modern writing schema for this stuff. but GL isn’t like a pure legacy hero that’s THE COOL PART the multiple active lanterns and their contrast is the best thing. and they are trying to force this mediocre rivalry to force drama that is fun sometimes because the actors are good but for the plot is dogshit. damn near nothing happened in 5 eps and then a rushed climax with zoe. now 2 episodes again nothing really happened, some ok character work, and boom sinestro and all the alien stuff left for ep8 plus all the useless human drama its really giving amazon Rings Of Power

Te Le

And yea i want the show to be good i want actual green lantern. and im open to being proven wrong in the last episode thats how you should engage with media you are critical about but still hopeful for. yea i know it probably wont be satisfying or very much GL stuff but I am open minded to a late game W. i’ll still criticize what ive seen so far which is people of middling talent writing a middling mystery and using the IP of DC and GL to do it. also again you don’t discount what i say you just go “actually it’s SMART they did zero GL stuff and write the main lantern out of the story, audiences are too STUPID to get GL” GL 2011 sucked because it was made like the old fantastic 4 movies in a post mcu world. not because it actually shows the lantern corp, sinestro, the guardians, constructs ect. that’s the stuff everyone liked. the bad production value, ryan reynolds, the fart cloud parallax. yea good shackles for the Lanterns show not to have. they just could also do a green lantern show

WebheadMenace

Im 80% sure Sinestro is forging a yellow ring on that planet.

MarouchLoL

Who hurt you as a child? :(

CrazyCrazyRS

fire series, i just binge watched all your watch-a-longs, im not really a fan of superheroes anymore but this series is fantastic

RT TV

That would be wild

RT TV

Yes it is and thank you

RT TV

He realized he said it wrong

MagnaGlazer

Hal Jordan carrying this show on his back even in death