Unexpected Growth (Patreon)

That label on the lip gloss said it had 'growth-enhancing properties'.

This is NOT what I expected! 😠💢

And don’t even think about bailing on our dinner plans tonight. You promised to take me out!

Go rent a U-Haul or something, because there’s no way I’m squeezing into your Kia Forte like this. 🚚🤏