Uppies. Now. (Patreon)

Ugh! 😤 You said the potion wouldn’t start working until we were in your apartment! Look at me—I’m getting smaller by the minute! 😡

I lost my other shoe a few floors down, and it’s all your fault! 😠 Pick me up and go get it. Now. Hurry up! Don’t just stand there gawking like an idiot! 🙄👠✨