Darlene, obsessed with Helltaker, organizes a sharply dressed demon girl capture and control contest. Some are more successful than others8
Feeling lonely due to being the only supervillain Kistress decides to visit Peg and use a cerebral scrambler to make more. Hijjinks ensue.8
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Well, it's July 5th, so you know what that means!
July 4th is over and maybe, just maybe, my shitty fucking neighbors will stop setting off fireworks and freaking out my dog. With all the fireworks going off my dog wouldn't go outside to use the bathroom and ended up taking a piss inside the house. Guess how I found that out. If you guessed "walked through a puddle of dog piss" you'd be right. I might've ruined my Spider-Man slippers and I am livid. This holiday fucking sucks.
Anyway...
It also means this month's poll is up. Only two options this month, but both are very good. As always, you've got until the 10th to cast your vote. May the sexiest option win.
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