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It’s been years…but now, you’re back in Sakana Village, the place you trained and grew up in.

You are currently an agent of the Allied States of Hesperia, and the States have sent you out on a very important mission - retrieve the magical golden statue, which used to belong to your grandmaster, Chinoku.

The last time you saw this statue was on the night Sakana Village was destroyed by a rival clan. On that evening, you saw Moku the kitsune (also your training rival) running off with the statue as the village burned. You have harboured a deep resentment and feelings of betrayal for years, mostly aimed at Moku. How could she do such a thing?

Today, you are disguised as Sakana Village’s mascot, Tanji the Wonder Trout. It’s the day of the River Festival, so you’ve been moving about the village undetected. You’re going to get into the temple, take the statue, and bring it to your boss in the States.

But you are found out by Moku, who is guarding the temple and statue. You fight, and your anger gives you strength. Moku goes down. Before you deliver the final blow, Moku implores you to listen to her version of the story. Will you…?

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Thank you to Joseph Asscrack's ASSMR for sharing these extra links with us, and for submitting the idea for this story!

The lasagna-cat phone, the golden ninja warrior, and the ninja empire~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWSm0xQuVu4

https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/garfield-phones-france-beach-mystery-13724176.php

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Joseph Asscrack's ASSMR

Happy to help contribute yet again! Playing on the very specific category of 'crappy ninja/Asian movies with English "actors" copy/pasted into them' (which Rob Hill did a very good job documenting here https://youtu.be/fcq0pwr0IKg?t=1503 ), leave it to Cadence to take it from 'entertaining if exploitative' to 'excellent'!

WuyaFenikkusu

casually dropping a 40 minute blockbuster with a cinematic fighting scene and amazing voice acting sounds like a Cadence thing ngl