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You are a visiting Lunarian daredevil who wanted to cruise along the sunshiny side of the planet after the War of the Two Sisters (Lunarian/Solarian war) reached an uneasy truce...

And you've just participated in a heart-thumpingly, stimulating street race, emerging as THE WINNER!

Janeen and Miriox, two hover-blading waitresses, enthusiastically announce the results of the race to the crowd. Your massive first-place trophy, filled to the brim with chocolate maltshake, is brought out.

The waitresses are rather taken with you, and join you at your booth as you suck away at the liquid with a silly straw. They introduce themselves, and decide to call you Hot Stuff. You learn a little about them, and they about you, and they attempt to pick you up.

Miriox and Janeen formerly worked as spies/infiltrators in the war, and have some concerns about what your presence here may cause, though they keep it to themselves. They want to spend more time with you, and you offer them a trip in your sweet ride, making plans for "afterwards." 💓💓💓

🛻🚗🌟Love and Thanks to Joseph Asscrack's ASSMR, who wrote this magnificent script!🛻🚗 🌟

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Joseph Asscrack's ASSMR

The Daily Solarflare, dated 8.0081385e7: "THE 'NEBULIS' HAS LANDED! IS PEACE SOON?" "The missing Solarian Princess Asteria was reunited with noble Solarian citizens this solar sweep by a company of Sunwalker Rangers investigating reports of altomic explosions in the sands of the Ramaian Desert. The Princess was found and quickly recovered from what could only be described as an otherworldly aetherstrider, crashing into the desert and displaying battle damage consistent with Vampirate-Armada ambushes. The Princess is in critical condition yet stable, joined with approximately one hundred thousand specimens of a yet-unknown extrastēllar race, maintained in stasis by crudely designed temporal ‘pods’. Investigations are still ongoing as to how the Princess absconded from Taiyang approximately two hundred thousand solar sweeps ago to be present on the strider, but long-standing speculations that the Princess was kidnapped by Lunarian military forces as a hostage are increasingly unlikely. Peace talks between the Two Sisters are ongoing and have greatly accelerated within the orbit of the Sol System, which are rumoured to mean the end of the War of the Two Sisters within the next sweep, while the Princess recovers from her injuries in an undisclosed location. More to follow. "* *(Interpreted from orignal Solunarian broadcast by J.A.A, P.H.D, M.D, A.D.H.D.) "THE NO-TI SLOP GUARANTEE": J.A.A prides itself on NEVER employing thaumaturgical intelligence at any stage of the writing process. All errors in writing are purely hu-mon in nature.

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Thank you Joseph for another magnificent story! 👯👯👯💖 *reads The Daily Solarflare with great interest*