TC 171-2 sketch (Patreon)

R: the amount of struggling was pretty tiresome when he was so clearly outnumbered.

D: i wasn’t struggling, i was stretching.

R: and are you done “stretching”?

D: just kill me and get it over with already.

R: aw come on, you’re too into yourself to pretend to give up like that. You probably think you surviving when your buddies all drowned was some sort of divine intervention