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Okay Gege may have taken the reigns for this one but I bring it back so stick with me through the angst. Because this one had me cryyyying 🥲 but you know I always need the happy ending 😌♥️


Also when I write whichever story wins I will change it to reader POV. It’s just easier for me to recap the story in my pov lol.


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✨Spark Notes/ Slap Ass Recap✨


I’m Megumi’s teacher and due to a kid going missing, parents/guardians have to come pick up their kids from the classroom or they have to get them too and from the bus.


We have told the parents about this change being affective immediately and this whole time Megumi would say that he was riding the bus, but the little sneaker would get into the bus line and sneak off 😭. So one day I’m driving down the street and I see him hopping the fence so I’m like BOY GET IN THE CAR. I take him home and I tell him the dangers of walking around especially due to the missing people and children around the area- it’s not safe!


So he says he will tell his dad.


Next day I don’t let Megumi trick me and we are both sitting in the classroom waiting for his dad to pick up and he doesn’t. I’m getting angry because Toji is a terrible father and I haven’t reported him because megumi begged me not too. He’s trying to tell me that his father works nights and I’m like I don’t care he should make time for you or get a babysitter and he says that his dad doesn’t make enough money and blah blah blah. I’m not hearing it. I take him home and hop out the car and megumi is trying to get me to stop. But I March to the door and bang on it.


Then I look around and Toji doesn’t answer! So I’m like Megumi is he home? And so he’s like “Yes he’s sleeping…” Megumi bends down and flips the welcome mat getting the key.


I see no cars and no signs of life- we are in a terrible neighborhood ! No boy should be walking alone AND not have a parent home!


So i -(I should have minded my business)- go into the home looking for the man, bills mail and pile up is everywhere. Like the place is unfit for a child. I’m losing my mind at this point, and I’m like go get your father. And megumi says he shouldn’t be woken up and I’m like megumi let me just talk to him because I have words for him!


So Megumi goes upstairs while I’m looking around. I hear something and walk toward the noise (like when I look back at it I don’t know what I was doing in that house like I was the police like what was I thinking I was going to do 😂)


And when I push the door open I see this large man hunched over he has blood dripping from his lips and I’m like omg sir! Are you okay? So I get to him and I’m trying to see what’s happening because he looks sick and then he grabs me and holds me in his lap and I’m like omg omg omg what’s happening! I’m freaking out as he holds me right in his lap, licking my neck (the world doesn’t know vampires are real so I was unaware) he’s licking my neck and telling me to relax at the same time. Me freaking out is making my blood pulse but how can you tell me to relax while you are holding me feeling me up and licking my neck? ! So I don’t relax and he ends up biting me in which I scream.


He’s drinking my blood and I go still and then Megumi runs into the room hearing my scream and goes “Dad no! Don’t kill her! She’s my teacher!”


My visions is getting blurry and the last thing I see is Megumi crying and begging for his father to not kill me.


(Honestly I was like yeah I deserved that one but anyways) I wake up and I’m lying on the couch. Looking over Toji is chillin in his arm chair watching tv. When he realizes I’m up he’s tells me not to move too fast.


(But i don’t listen to shit in this story because) I jump up and get so dizzy I fall over and hit the floor. He sighs helping me up as he explains what happened. I tell him I don’t care I just want to go home. And he says he can’t let me leave because I know too much the only reason he’s keeping me alive is because megumi asked.


So he’s like aight here’s the deal. Quit your job and move in here, be Megumi’s personal teacher.


So that’s how I start becoming Megumi’s babysitter/teacher. I do my best to keep out of Toji’s business but the more I hangout with them the more entangled I become and yeah you know toji is a hot vampire so smut business ensues and we start getting closer. And I start to fall in love with him. So I don’t know his job but I know he leaves at night and sometimes would be gone for days. We had a very don’t ask don’t tell relationship but I knew it was nothing good.


So finally after one night he comes home super hurt I get scared of losing him. I’m like why don’t we do something more? Why don’t we move and start a new life? And Toji laughs at me but I’m serious. I know he willl never love me like his first wife- (I could tell he loved her very much, but I was stupid in love with him because I’m a sucker for that vampire stick 😔. ) So we get into an argument and I’m like what about Megumi? He deserves better! I deserve better! WE deserve better. And after our long argument he concedes.


That is until he tells me about this one last job and then we can be set for life.

“I’ll do this last job… and then it’s just me, you and megumi.” (*invader zim voice* YOUUUU LIEEEEE!)


So I’m like okay. We have lovely make up sex and for the first time he says he loves me 🥺🖤 (Hahahahah-dying crying and rolling around on the floor)


So here I am going on with life waiting for toji to return. I’m making big plans! Where to move what house I want, I already have my stuff packed. So a week goes by and then someone knocks on the door. Opening it I see Gojo and I’m like hi who are you?


And he’s like oh~ you must be the woman he was talking about.


So he tells me Toji is dead


I scream ‘Nooooooo~!’ Crying *


And gojo was like why are you crying over this man he literally sold you to his pure bred vampire clan as a blood bag and I’m sniffling and I’m like no that’s not true he loved me and he’s like naw girl he didn’t.


So then Gojo said his last wish was for him to protect me and megumi.


So now im with gojo and getou and we start to get close. Gojo continues to tell me that Toji never loved me but that’s besides the point. I guess due to our trauma we were able to all get along and I don’t know during the holidays we get drunk and slept together 😂. Gojo is a hoe so he didn’t really care too much for me but getou was going through his depressive funk and would come to me to have sex. It was strictly a sexual business with no strings attached because I was still in love with Toji) and he hated me because of it. But you know what that toxic sex was all great. And I still cared about Getou and would ask about how he was doing and what not. And I kind of became someone for him to confide in.


That is until he murder a whole village of people in a vampire hunt calling them leeches(that’s what toji called himself instead of monkey hahahah 😂)


So now I’m like well fuck don’t know what to say about that. So I’m like do you boo. But then I start getting sick. (Why am I always pregnant in these stories I swear I think my breeding kink is coming out because WHERE IS MY BIRTHCONTROL. ???)


Anyways I take a test and I’m pregnant! So I call gojo and I’m like hey I’m pregnant and I think it’s Getou’s and he’s like fantastic and I’m like what no that’s not fantastic and he’s like getou is on a rampage let’s use this to reel him in. So he makes me go talk to getou when Shoko calls to snitch on him and i go talk to him in front of kfc (jk we go somewhere quiet lol) about our baby and he’s like my whole mind is blown, now I’m a changed man and all I want is a happy family away from everyone so I’m like okie dokie.


So getou is all goood and I go to a maternity doctor for a checkup and they say “ah~ you are four months pregnant”


and I’m like come again?


And they are like yeah you are four months pregnant


so I start freaking out so I call gojo like dude it’s not even Getou’s it’s Toji’s (😂 )and he says okay this is what we do… we don’t tell him. (😂😭. )So I’m like WHAT?! And he’s like his mental is shit right now just let him think it’s his. So I get angry at him and he says do you want him to go on a killing spree again?


😔 no…


I didn’t think so 🤨 (gojo was a real ass in this story I’m not going to lie XD)


So I’m like whatever


So I live in this painful lie but right after baby toji is two years old I ask getou to have another so I could feel better about myself 😂.


So fast forward~


All is going well, Megumi is now a teenage boy becoming a vampire hunter (which I tried to talk him out of it but you know he’s not a baby anymore. Getou and I had our third (cough second) baby and we were one happy family.


Getou gets an emergency call from gojo and has to leave ASAP


So then while he was out my Getou/Toji child came up to me while I’m gardening and was like hey mom look . And he hands me this elephant figurine. It was one that I had pointed out to Toji and told him I liked so I’m like who gave you this?! And he’s like the nice man! So then Toji appears out of no where and I’m like what the hell aren’t you supposed to be dead ✋😭


And he’s being all sly asking if I was happy to see him and I’m freaking out telling the kids to go back inside, And then I shut the door and talked to this vampire man asking him why he was there and How he was alive ? I’m feeling all kinds of emotions.


And he’s like I’m here for you.


And I tell him NEIGH🐴! I am happy and married so leave me handsome man that I love dearly!


And does he listen to my wishes? NO he seduces me! And black mails me! I am weak don’t hurt me please 😭. He knew the child was his and he threatened to tell Suguru , (I’m so sorry my husband!)


So that started that messed up toxic relationship. then I get to my breaking point and I slap him and say get out! I can’t do this anymore. I cheated on my husband and I felt disgusting. So I’m yelling

At him telling him I never want to see him again. And how much I hated him and how this was all his fault for going on that last mission. It could have been simple! So we are screaming at each other then Boom Getou comes in- surprise! He’s home early 😭


He’s like wtf is happening here!


Toji’s like giving your wife the dick she misses.

(I was dead 💀- movie me was in tears panicking but me now is laughing uncontrollably)


And then boom they start fighting and I’m like no please and Getou’s like is this true?!


And I’m like I’m so sorry and everything just starts coming out. Toji is like that’s my son and she’s my woman and getou was like you lied to me? And he starts calling me names and gets mean with me and Toji is like tell her why you left.


And I’m like what is he talking about!


So *Plot twist time* Toji wouldn’t tell me how he got back. He would just simply say he’s a vampire so I never understood. But apparently Gojo and getou had him locked up in a facility where they tortured Toji for information and kept him alive. And never told me! And the emergency they got called for was due a riot at the prison- when he figured out Toji escaped he came running back home.


So I was like *exaggerated Spanish gasp*


And as we stand there staring at each other in light of all our lies about to kung fu fight the kids come home from school so now we have to act normal while the kids are excitedly greeting us. The kids are asking to play and these idiots are trying to one up each other so they do whatever the kids say because Getou says that’s his son and megumi-even though megumi went off to be a vampire hunter with gojo- but it’s Toji’s sons so he’s like no that’s my son he has the same birth mark as me and megumi XD (they had a nice hazbin hotel back and forth moment)


Both of the two idiots stick around until I put the kids to bed and the children are so happy asking if Toji can stay and if they could all play tomorrow and I’m like go to bed children (I don’t know if we are going to survive tonight)


These fools even built them a tree house lol(a tree house getou had promised to build a long time ago but trust me once toji said he’d do it getou was out there hammering away while glaring at the vampire- (both of those assholes were building it )


So we silently sit down at the table, and i slowly pour a cup of whiskey in a cup and pass it around as we all drink and I go welp-


This is what it looks like


We all agreed the kids come first and after some really awkward months we ended up being a nice little throuple of a family ✨😌✨


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