Away Cretin! (Patreon)

Eleanor isn't publicly a fan of junk food, she thinks it's trash that only losers eat because.. because it's loser food!... This paradoxical perspective is entirely lost onher when she proceeds to buy a vegetable burger for herself because.. well it tastes goodand she's not a nerd like they are!!The notion that a burger may in fact just be a burger is lost on her for now of course!