Penny Tries an Elven Shower (Patreon)

Apparently, Ancient Elves would "shower" by meditating under a thin stream of cold water inside a cave. Taking hours at a time, they were not allowed to use soaps or scrub, simply letting the water do the work for them. They didn't have anywhere to be very fast.

Needless to say, it SUCKS to do if you don't have the patience. But it makes for a good pinup. Penny and company took a trip to an elven themed resort and she gave it a shot. Thought it was the only option, Tyr wins the observational points this time.