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A song about the iPhone 15 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-17 00:59:28
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2026-06
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Content

New song on the new channel :)

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A song about the iPhone 15

The new iPhone 15 Could it make me succeed? If my phone was more snappy Maybe I could be happy, Productive, constructive, Not self-destructive The new iPhone 15 Yeah, It's got USB-C Brighter screen glowing at me Maybe I could be happy, Productive, constructive, in control There's no way that I'd doomscroll On the iPhone 15 iPhone 15 Wouldn't wake up and scream With an iPhone 15

Comments

Becky Lorion

Your voice has a great tone on this 😊

Melinda Young

Voice sounds really good. Pretty catchy

emy

These feelings of doom are so dancey and enjoyable 💃

Expired Coupon
>>119970688

Right?! [Overly-exuberant infomercial salesperson voice] Only for the low, low price of a second home mortgage! 😆

Dannielle O'Neill
>>119970252

Lmao 🤣 Pretty sure yk my nonsense # means Ik that and just needed to give you a hard time. 😜. All looks and sounds good tho 👍.

xtina 🖤

☠️ This is very relevant for me 😆. I just got an iphone 15 and it’s pretty sweet lol, but i got it for free with trade in cuz I had an iphone10 that had very little space, I def wouldn’t have paid the full price bc besides the extra space, for me, it’s not too different. Oh..but my patreon notifications stopped working again with the new phone haha 😩. Thanks for the clips, hope you are well Joel 💕

JustSomeJK

How is it possible that u can make a song that is kinda funny, sarcastic and sad at the same time 😄 Doom scroll, I have never heard that term, but somehow sounds familiar 😅 Your vocals are so beautiful 😍 And red shirt survived the clearing u did on ur clothes, nice 😁 Have a nice rest of the Monday 😊

Bookdragon 43

Love this catchy jingle\song!! This is my internal monologue when I get a new phone. Awesome lyrics💖😂

Melissa Rogers

I can’t get over how beautiful your softer toned singing voice is!! Whether you’re singing about lost (former) love interest, or singing about the features of a new phone. Your vocals in these last two songs just ❤️🫠 —> heart melting, ngl.

Snoodle

The voice! Makes me melt a bit ❤️

Hayley

Android all the way boi x

Gayle

Liked it, and if I may expound on some thoughts. Not sure about some things as in; random subject like your earlier compositions, I've heard writers will do such things when they can't think of what to write, being sarcastic, flexing tempos and different rhythms, not much ummph or that sauce which you can do to emotionalize(my term, I'm owning it) draw one into the words/melody/the whole package. You are very talented and this doesn't do you justice. I'd still listen on replay, but 5 out 5, So Selfish, and the mini songs are better. Oops forgot Until I Have you.... even though it hits me in two different ways. Joel, I really want to be all you want to be....but the picture your song makes has to be within you. You need to focus on that picture you want to paint. I know you can do this, and to help you focus meditate. Pray, read scripture, find a way to be in peace. Having so much pressure on yourself. Relax, please put yourself at ease. The music, the verse, the dream, the picture is in you, and I want you to release it. I believe in you, I love you.....breathe, please 😘😘😘

Jen 🦙

Soft yet sarcastic Joel is in the house and I’m so here for it! 😂 The airy tone is an absolute vibe though, especially with the upbeat keys 😊 Also, the fact that the lyrics reflect some of my exact thoughts from yesterday is just the most hilarious coincidence 😅

Hayley

Also Joel, loving seeing you so enthusiastic and happy right now, that's a whole vibe in itself 😊 ✌🏻

Roomie
>>119982664

This song is about my own struggle in gravitating towards solving problems in my life by buying things :)

Dorie

Love the tone of your voice in this. This is going to get stuck in my head, and if I end up with a new phone, I’m blaming you. 😉💕

Dannielle O'Neill
>>119982664

The irony that retail therapy and psycho therapy aren't far apart economically is troubling...which makes you happy and lasts longer? I am SO jaded that this is actually sarcastic humor...*sigh*

Calize

Omg I feel exposed 😂 the melodies are great and super catchy.