Need Your help and advice guys! (Patreon)

I'm making new designs for our merch to up the choices on our site and one of them I'm struggling with! I wanted a cheeky design showing a catamaran and me with the slogan saying "always late, but worth the wait"  but I just can't seem to fit that brief right and I don't want a shirt design no one will want to wear! So Guys can you look at the three logo designs and see if you like any of them, and would you wear a t-shirt or what ever with any of them on? 

Thanks in advance for any help and advice!