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IT'S JANK O'CLOCK AGAIN, KIDS.

I'm sure I'll get to that new Doom expansion that just came out because Bethesda saw that I was a day away from Patreon release and had 3 months of videos planned out and said "fuck that guy."   

Neuro is another special export from Russia that sat on my hard drive for a while as "the next video on weird trash" before I fully played it and experienced the true beauty of a story so pessimistic that I thought it was a little much.

All your favorite slavjank tropes are here minus the fucked-up stairs. I'd have killed for some fucked-up stairs. I've been plugging away at this pretty hard for the last 10 days so I'm gonna take a couple days off and then dive straight into Legacy of Rust. I've only had time to play a few levels so far, including the first secret level.

gl;hf

-Civvie

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NEURO POWER BROS

Civvie endures a faaaaiiiiir trial. Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 09:29 - Going After Ramone 15:34 - This Game Hates Me 19:26 - Technicial Kate 23:05 - Jimmy Goes Rogue 27:13 - The Avatar 33:38 - Bringing Ramone to Justice 37:54 - The Black Void 44:48 - End Credits Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11 Twitter: https://twitter.com/civvie11 Join the dungeon discord: https://discord.gg/3W37rngFyy Noelle's (Credits composer) Channel: / @ameliedoree #retrogaming #FreeCivvie

Comments

Dayton Green

I saw Tehsnakerer cover this years ago. I remember the opening of the video being an extended look at just trying to get the game to function. I cannot wait.

Civvie

It works almost out of the box... but it didn't work great for me.

J45ON96

Oh, yes. We're back on that Slavjank train!

FURIOUS_MASTICATION

Inject the jank into my veins I'm so ready. Hope you're doing well Civvie

JD Scarbrough

I often wonder what would happen if these slav studios had a AAA budget. Halo: Comblyat Evolved, if you will

John Doe

Thanks Civvie! I think there's a reason we see such an emphasis, if you will, on story /certain plots/philosophy/messages in slavjank / Russian games. It's like if our election this year goes terribly wrong and we have to start hiding messages/ expressing ourselves in games like Cruelty Squad. Hell look at the UK, 4000 people arrested for "Wrong think"! We live in scary times. My point is, we are going to start seeing "UKJank", where its like SlaveJank, but everyone's teeth are messed up.

Civvie

oooh oooh I've got a name for this... "bruvjank"

Unit 594

Opaa! Toravy-11 iz back to the old USSR!

Scott

Was having a roug morning and needed a distraction, perfect timin Civvie! Thanks a bunch

Ilkka Karppinen

Before getting hit with cancer, I used to work in technical documentation. That ”READ CAREFULLY OR YOU ARE DOOMED” along with the following zero-content ’instructions’ cracked me up WAY more than they should have. 🤣 Every heavy-duty construction crane manual ever written should open with that line. Period.

Maciej Gładysz

Oh yes, slavjank time :D. One day I am hoping to see Pył (Dust) and/or the first Mortyr in this series.

Civvie

Mortyr is a possibility. I have fiddled with it a bit trying to get it to run properly at higher than 30 FPS.

Elena Abide

I live for the slavjank vids. Cant freaking wait for this one.

TurboShark

Absolute cock destroyer of an episode. Lost my shit to "fuck them kids" and got nostalgia whiplash from the rvb meme you snuck in there. Once again, you have killed it. Always more lore and bots and pestulent rodents, please.

Thomas Vasquez

Speaking of slavjank, I feel like Pathologic needs a playthrough from you! Though it really isn't a dedicated FPS and more a first person adventure game with shooting.

Civvie

I know the game from HBomb's video. It looks like pure suffering. I understand why people recommend it 😅

Mateusz Bartoszek

This game's voice acting and it's overall audio inflict physical pain on me. Also, James sounds like some NPC right out of Postal 2...

Valora Inverse

Absolutely lost it when it got so exhausting that Cancer Mouse was /willingly/ invited in, goddamn.

Thomas Vasquez

Hey, but Bio Menace was an exercise in ball busting too, right??? 😂

Civvie

I thought about it but I felt like he wasn’t enough of a factor in most of the game to give him the “exposition” title.

nicholasm10

The tehsnakerer video that reviewed this game really opened my mind to the vast scale of interesting but garbage story and game concepts that exist out there.

Rata

Since people are recommending slav jank i have to take the opportunity to bring El Matador to your attention It's slav jank Max Payne (like down to a bullet dodge) with a really stupid cartel story

Silentphil9

Wiener cousins? No no, it's Eskimo brothers.

Nachts

Oh Slavjank, how we have missed thee. You make our lives playing even mediocre games seem so much brighter by comparison. Seriously though Civvie... goddamn man. I've loved all your content for years now, and watch each video multiple times. But damn have your past few videos just felt super polished. Freaking great work. Every time I think you have reached the Pinnacle, you exceed your own work. Edit: Thank you from the bottom of my heart for including Cancer Mouse after my comment on the last video asking about the missed opportunity lol. I can feel the radioactive heat warming my soul.

Today's Desperado, Hates Avocado

This is my absolute favorite video since Tek War. It just feels like really great "Civvie" fodder that truly lets his personal style of video making fuckin' sing. Stellar work, dude.

BDP Illustrations

This entire game is scuffed. Slav Jank is the most interestingly bland genre of games

Argon Productions

2021: HUBBARDIUM 2024: I'M AN HONEST OFFICER OF THE LAW

Denny Giesbrecht

I missed the slavjank - it just has such a uniqueness that can't compare lol

IrishBoyPA

Wait you have the first red faction. How do I get you to do a video lol

Dénes Hliva

Im just happy Civvie has Betrayer!

Dénes Hliva

I kinda wanna see Civvie give The Abyss: Incident at Europa a look in the future. Looks like great slavjank!

Nic Bergstrom

YESSSS IT IS JANK O’CLOCK AGAIN BABY THIS IS MY JAM thanks for another banger Civvie. Much love hope you’re doing well ♥️