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I don't think I'll ever start a series in September again. Once October comes and the spookfest begins, you won't be able to get back to it. Luckily, it was a Thief series, so nobody was asking about it. 

Now, after many attempts to make these videos more watchable, I relent! In this case, go ahead, watch this episode on your fucking telephones.

I do actually care about people being able to see the Thief videos so on top of the night vision junk, which is way too bright and over-the-top to use over ALL of the dark footage, I played with the brightness and contrast while editing instead of turning the gamma slider in the game up. We'll see how that goes.This episode presented a number of challenges. Brightness levels, long expository cutscenes, extremely plot-critical information delivered over five entire minutes of the player sitting in front of a door while nothing is actually happening. Thank god they introduced The Builder's Children™ because we all know how much fun they are when properly motivated. 

May you all be blessed by The Builder's Love™. I'm not sure what's coming up directly next, like as a main channel video, but I'd like to get the What's Civvie Playing for Blood: Fleshed Out Episode 2 rolling along soon since I've got the footage. Keep it greasy,

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Something terrible happens. 00:00 - Ambush! 05:41 - The Exposition Dump 15:00 - The Bank Job 20:50 - End Credits Links: Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11 Twitter: https://twitter.com/civvie11 Join the Dungeon discord: https://discord.gg/nwArDS2yEH #retrogaming #immersivesim #FreeCivvie

Comments

jugularSignal

I forgot Petty Thief wasn't finished yet

John Scholl

Have you considered rebranding the series as “Mr Beast Fortnite free iPhone 7 Thief”? That would probably help with views!

Björn Birkelbach

I fucking love the first two thiefs games, so happy you cover them.

M-A Richard

I actually just beat thief gold yesterday and started this one too! Maybe I'll beat 2 before the last episode since it's a lot less confusing than the first one from what I heard? Seriously, some of the puzzles in the first one Idk how you'd figure them out without a walkthrough.

Mike Meaden

Have you thought about doing an AMC video?

civvie11

Nah, I can’t even begin to wrap my head around everything in AMC, especially episode 3.

notadoorperson

Thief 2 was one of my first loves! I really enjoy this series and always get excited when you make a new Petty Thief episode.

Chris Wigman

People not being interested in Thief videos makes me sad 😐 imho you're doing the game justice.

Mike Meaden

That's fair - It's got more going on than most major releases do

The Try Hards

Imma be real with you chief, if ppl like the game a little darkness aint going to keep em from watching.

Greg richardson

Hey I watch these videos as they should be seen. On a 70 inch screen with the house lights out. I like to class these things up.

Michael Cazares

I never played the Thief series of games when I was a kid cause I was too dumb and impatient so kuddos to you Civvie for bringing these games back to my attention. Your first Thief series of videos were some of the first videos I saw on your channel so you're doing something right. Huzzah!

Brandon Robinson

Pretty sure we all think you knocked this year's spookfest outta the park.

Kouhstipher

Great Video Civvie! But I was wondering are you going to do someday down the line Pro Doom Cubed: Resurrection of Evil?

civvie11

I don’t know, I never think about it but people ask all the time so maybe

Steven Raith

I for one enjoyed the jambon/police joke.

Ruby Ranger

I don't know who isn't demanding more Petty Thief, but this is quite possibly my favorite series of yours, which is saying something because I thoroughly enjoy every Pro Series you put out.

Valora Inverse

In my heart, I am always asking for more Petty Thief, and am glad to see it come back after spooky month. One thing I've wondered lately, would the Pathologic games fit enough into your slavjank and immersive sim wheelhouses enough to be potential videos?

PayeTaTek

the thief series is my favorite series by far, such a comfort watch for me

scamtank

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's going "what? no. what?" @ the supposed unpopularity of these the first diaper stripe I see fussing that these are trash garbage, not enough exploding, and I'll emerge from the internet and piss down their hoodie sleeves via tcp/ip

LadyGrey

This is the best comment i've read all year, I'd buy you a beer for that if I could.

Erik Olsson (TerrorBlades)

Great video as always! I'm guessing that you already know this and its not really worth adding to the video but if you wait *8 fucken hours* the vault will just open. also there is a 0451 on this level

Artyom

Thanks Civvie

Brody Doss

Loved the Disco Elysium bit, truly well done. More Petty Thief then let’s do Petty System Shock 2.

Paulivider Gamer

The man the myth the legend the government redacted CV-11 does it again. Chef's kiss!

Argon Productions

Civvie! This was the funniest Thief video so far. It's been difficult to adapt these games and you've talked about that. Your tinkering over time with Petty Thief is noticed and appreciated. I had no idea about the Haunts attacking the Turret! As the resident Expert Thief I'm gonna have to try that. About getting blocked in the basement of Bank... "Hey Civvie, did you know that if you blackjack disabled robots 9-10 times they crumble into corpses that you can move around?" Thumbs up!

bootblacking

The Hammer Haunts are adorable