Albedo (Overlord) (Patreon)

Ladies, here's some hot tips for getting your man's attention:

-Dye your hair a fun color

-Take an interest in his hobbies

-Start eating 10 times a day

-Quadruple your body weight

-Use the heaving, implacable bulk of your obese body to pin him in place and don't let him move until he admits his love for you.

-Show off a sexy new outfit