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nsfw 🫱🫲 (Patreon)

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2026-03-25 19:53:39
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2026-10
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unleash your typing hands, i want interaction. for some reason i really want you to comment on this from your own perspective. what’s happening here? what’s going on in their heads? how did they even get to this moment? i had so many thoughts and also none at all, so i’m passing this onto you. i love reading your theories, you always catch things i didn’t even notice.

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zay

holy crap yes

Thingy

First time doing anything sexual, too shy to touch each other, so they break the ice by pleasuring themselves together.

eklmrlos

WAIT i made a commission for this! absolutely love the author and this fic!!

AngieWords

Experimenting with intimacy, they're trying to maintain eye contact to see how much it heightens the experience to see the other so turned on just by looking at them

zay

this did just change my life btw

AngryBuddha

I feel like it’s a competition. Not sure if the winner cums first or last.

Inês

all i know is that its killing me

Inês

im glad you use your powers for evil

Ssunbutter

They were having a petty argument before anything had happen! The both of them were watching some show where an explicit ‘pleasure scene’ was on and of course how quick it finished up the ineffables had to argue if it were possible for it to even finish so quickly. (Idk silly silly❤️)

Hedda

I thought the same thing!

P. Miles Gordon (Phaeton Lane)

IM SORRY MY BRAIN IS JUST WRITING THE SCENARIO FORGIVE THE UNWARRANTED FANFICTION Aziraphale and Crowley were sharing a breath. Their eyes burned, as they felt the heat scorch between their thighs. It hadn’t been the first time they had felt the lust surge through them. The love, was always there, but the lust was newer, fresher, more vibrant. But they couldn’t… they /didn’t/. Despite how much both of them wanted to, despite everything, the moment they would come close, the other would bolt. Like repelling magnets. “I’m… I’m afraid,” Aziraphale confessed softly, his hand, daring to touch Crowley’s thigh, “if I touch you, I’ll never stop.” Crowley swallowed down the bolt of goosebumps that rose up his spine at the feeling of Aziraphale’s brand-hot hand against his thigh, perilously close to where he could already feel himself filling. “That doesn’t sound like the threat you think it is, angel,” his voice caught as a soft groan slipped out. Aziraphale’s thumb rubbed small circles, and Crowley could barely hold back the hitching of his hips. He needed his hand higher, tighter, /grabbing/. “What… what if we just… like this…” Aziraphale’s gaze grew heavy, as if an anvil was pulling his gaze downward. “You should show me… and I’ll… return the favor. Show me what you like.” The implication hit Crowley hard. “You want me to…?” “Would you? Please?” Aziraphale had no right to beg so prettily, when Crowley already was scrambling to undo his own pants. Aziraphale’s hand was still on his thigh, as his other began to bring himself out as well. “You’re stunning, my darling. Stunning like this. One day, I hope my hand will take yours’ place, and bring you to your edge, to your tears and over.” Crowley whined, breathless as he began to pump his own cock at a quick pace. Aziraphale squeezed Crowley’s thigh, “Slower, please. You go so fast. Let me, please, savor the experience.” Crowley threw his head back and groaned. It would be a long night.

Meli

Another version of the bullet catch ?

eklmrlos

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FANFICTION. ITS VERY WELCOME HERE

eklmrlos

of course it was inspired by a human-made show 🙂‍↕️

Risi

Oh my god goosebumps. I love you, thank you 😭🔥❤️

Risi

Isn't the evil always horny? 👀

watsonsstressball

Aziraphale: You go too fast for me, Crowley. Crowley: I'LL SHOW YOU FAST

ThatFiend

They're doing a kinky 'chastity' game were they aren't allowed to touch the other, and are bending the rules

Risi

Just a little touch... lingering too long... and aziraphale notices the growing need in crowleys crotch. "Darling?" Aziraphale says softly. "Just ignore it, angel... " Aziraphale squeezes crowley s thigh... "How could i ignore something like that?" "Please... could you... just watch... while i take care of it?" Crowley asks annoyed but also a little emberassed. Aziraphale notices the slightly emberassment and starts to losen his own belt. "How about i do it too and..." he just watches crowley as they both start to stroke themselves. Yeah. I guess i go to hornyjail.

Lord Bebop

Aziraphale's hand on Crowley's thigh while they stare intensely at each other...it's doing things to me 🔥🫣

romancrown

Yes yes yes seconded

Oakerii

This is TOO MUCH FOR ME, I LOVE IT

Oakerii

Who sacrificed themselves? OMG I LOVE IT THANK YOU FOR THIS

I Do the Word Thing

This reminds me a little of my own fic, in which the premise was that Aziraphale wasn't allowed to be an active participant in Crowley's pleasure, or Heaven might notice -- except he gets to fondle Crowley's thigh in this version! And stare longingly at his crimson lips!

Squibee

YES my thoughts exactly!!!

nerdythangs

“If we don’t touch each other’s dicks it doesn’t count” mentality 🫠

bluberryfields

Crowley was napping in the backroom one afternoon when he had a naughty dream about his angel and his hand started wandering on its own. Aziraphale was walking by and saw, but instead of being horrified or embarrassed, saw it as the opportunity to take their friendship to the next level. He sat down next to Crowley and watched the demon remove his cock from his skin tight trousers and stroke himself. "Beautiful," he breathed before he could stop himself, causing Crowley's eyes to flash open. He jolted upright, hand still wrapped around himself, and stared at Aziraphale in a mix of terror and horror. "Angel!" He then realized where his hand was and yanked it away as if it was touching something else that was red hot. "I..I'm...I'll just..." He tried to stuff himself back into his pants at the same time as standing up, which only resulted in tripping over his own feet, landing in a tangled pile back on the sofa, neither task accomplished. Aziraphale looked at him with calm, patient affection, and placed a hand on his forearm. "Crowley, please." The demon turned back to the angel in confusion, body shrinking away as if to reduce the potential smiting target. "What, angel?" Aziraphale moved closer, bringing their thighs to nearly touching distance. "Can you..." Now, the angel's eyes flicked away, his bravery wavering, but he saw a hand land between them on the couch, and he knew the distance could be crossed. He looked back up into the wide golden eyes. "Can you go back to what you were doing?" He pressed his lips together, the request out, waiting for Crowley to respond. The demon stared at him, his own lips hanging open, until he looked down at his open trousers and then back at the angel. He raised an eyebrow in question and got a short nod in reply. A sharp burst of air through his nose and Crowley closed his mouth, bringing his hand back up to wrap around his quickly hardening cock. At the contact, he saw Aziraphale gasp, those blue eyes go wide, and he swallowed hard. "You, too?" He held his breath as he waited to see if he had gone too far. But the angel did not argue, though his lips did form a small 'O' before smoothing out into pretty pout. Thick fingers worked at vintage trousers and soon slick sounds filled the room. "You're gorgeous, did you know that?" Aziraphale gazed at Crowley, voice thick with desire as he draped praise over the demon, though he only got snarls and sneers in reply. "I'm a demon and you're drunk on lust. Part of the job." A heavy palm curled over a long thigh, stopping further arguments. "You don't have to pretend with me, Crowley. I know you." His breath was starting come in faster, harder, chest pushing against the confines of his shirt and waistcoat. He saw the demon struggling to hold himself together. "I love you." With a strangled cry, Crowley's back arched against the sofa, his cock spilling over his hand. He was devastatingly beautiful and Aziraphale felt himself shudder over, body spasming as he painted his belly with streaks of white. They laid there as their bodies cooled, in silence, until Aziraphale felt a hand lay on top of his on Crowley's thigh. He turned his head to find twin topaz eyes staring back, shimmering like stars. "I love you, too, angel."

eklmrlos

nice to meet you in hornyjail 🤝 good food

eklmrlos

how can you says such things without LINK!!!

eklmrlos

oh my 😭🙏🙏 thank you i just watched it in my head

Ineffable Penguin

This is just seconds before they both lose control and jump each other

skullking

hELP THIS LOOKS SO HOT! THEY'RE BOTH HOLDING THEIR DICKS DIFFERENTLY AND AZIRAPHALE IS TOUCHING CROWLEY BUT CROWLEY ISN'T TOUCHING AZIRAPHALE, AND THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER BUT NOT REALLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES BUT IT'S SO INTENSE!! anD IT'S IN THE BOOKSHOP!!! *EDIT* I PRESSED ENTER TOO EARLY! I LOVE Crowley's growly face, UGH!!!! And so many people have written so many good interpretations of this already, I love it!!!

bluberryfields

Lol well you called and I answered 😁 I didn't intend for it to get emotional, but that's how it goes sometimes 🤷‍♀️. Probably because I was writing Alec Hardy/Bill Masters stuff with my friend when this post dropped and that we always have those two at a 11/10 on the emotion scale 😁. I'm glad you liked this, tho! This art was 🥵

eklmrlos

absolutely see this with alec/bill 🙂‍↕️ thank you for writing this!!

eklmrlos

thank you 🙂‍↕️ no this place IS for sharing your work and your view!!

eklmrlos

*accidentally caused lightning outside*

Emily

ohmyGOD 100%

Léo K

this feels like a human AU where they're playing gay chicken and totally losing lmao

Sakascal

Aziraphale has never masturbated before, and Crowley tempts him into trying it out and shows him how it works. 😏 That was my initial idea for this anyhow. I kind of want to see more of this. 😇

B

Dang this was so good!

Ring

Well damn, I came to read the comments for jokes but I am very pleasantly surprised by this! Thank you for the gorgeous words to accompany this gorgeous image!! 🥵🥵🥵

Ring

I’m in horny jail too, and thrilled to be among friends.

Ring

First one to break eye contact has to wash the Bentley by hand, in the nude.

Neurosquared

Godddddd this is so fuckkkiiiing gooooooood Edit: fuck stupid formatting Okay okay, so, it's early Warlock days, they've got a plan together, it seems like it's working, but fuck, the stress is pressing down on them everyday, they're feeling more and more nervous, hoping to Someone this plan works. Maybe that's why Aziraphale slips. He's alone in his bookshop, thinking of Crowley(of course he is) and all the many years they've had together. They know how the other one feels, but they've never been able to act on it, it's never been safe. Aziraphale can only think about how unfair it all feels, until the pressure breaks and he sits down, unzipping his trousers. The door is locked to humans, he's not worried about anyone getting in, so he stretches things out, luxuriates bc this is all he's ever gonna get (as much as he hates that). The bookshop, however, loves Crowley as much as the Bentley loves Aziraphale. It lets him in and he strolls in quietly, maybe his mind is also stuck on Warlock and the Plan. He doesn't notice anything amiss, until he hears a soft moan. Stops between the shelves. Did he really hear that? Another moan. Okay, yes, he did, he needs to leave. Now. He turns around to slink home, and maybe burn that moan into his brain, until he hears his name sandwiched between more cries and a please. He slowly peeks around the shelves and just watches the angel for a moment. He shouldn't be doing this, this is such a violation of his privacy but it's everything he's ever wanted and he can't bring himself to look away. So he does something else. Uses every bit of his innate lurking skills to slowly and quietly walk up to the couch. Unzips himself and sits gently next to Aziraphale. No way the angel doesn't feel that. Aziraphale's eves snap open and he feels a sinking pit in his stomach, until he hears a soft moan. His head whips around to see Crowley, slowly stroking himself, and moaning his name. He can't help it, he places a hand on Crowley's thigh, watches him with every bit of love and reverence he holds for this darling creature pouring out of his eyes. Maybe sleeping together is a step too far, their head offices could find out, would never forgive them (him. Crowley would no doubt get a commendation for sullying an angel). But this? Maybe this they could have. Maybe a stolen moment together here and there can be enough. Their eyes meet, and he falls.

eklmrlos

oh yes i can totally see that 😭

eklmrlos

OH thank you for this 😭🙏 as someone mentioned “if we don’t touch it doesn’t count” and that’s exactly what happened 🙂‍↕️

Ashfae

Ohh there is so much potential here...!

Alwysthere42

This is definitely reminiscing about who had the more difficult temptation, and a challenge to see who would jump on who first!! (Actually, sometimes there’s nothing better than your own pacing, except watching your partner enjoy their own pace, which is what’s really happening.) Their gazes are so, SOOO HOT, this is incredible!!!!

radishcake yarns & fibers

to me it looks like they are daring each other to see who can hold out longer. maybe Aziraphale commented on Crowley's shirt garters (so fucking HOT) and how nice he looks working in the bookshop. he keeps praising Crowley and watching that blush (you do those SO well) creep over his cheeks. So he keeps teasing until Crowley just can't take it anymore and slams him up against some surface. There's some good deep kissing and then Aziraphale bastardly says "looks like praise does something for you" and he grinds into Crowley's cock. And then Crowley is all "looks like it does something for you TOO, Angel." then some 'oh really" and lots of eyebrow raising. Then Aziraphale rubs a hand over his cock and says "hmmm I think I could last longer than you darling." and sits down and unbuttons (lol i was going to say unzips) his trousers. which gets a "Oh you think so? Let's see." so they end up on the couch making scorching hot eye contact and trying not to come. Aziraphale pulls out all the stops by talking as dirty as possible and Crowley gives it right back. I'm guess this lasts as long as it takes for one of them to make the other beg. (my bets on Crowley) and then we get a nice "Yes, my darling. Let me see you come for me." and the contest is over. :D

eklmrlos

gosh that’s so hot!! absolutely love their bickering and that lil competitiveness 😭🙏

logicalhighly

Oh I just love this!!! I definitely agree with everyone who said this could be a first time where they are teaching each other what they like. The body language you draw gorgeously illustrates that. I ALSO think it could maybe be them earlier in their arrangement, unsure of how to handle this burgeoning affection and taking comfort that if they’re in the same room then that will be enough. Anything more would be too dangerous, but Aziraphale is toeing that line reaching out. The expressions definitely make me feel like Crowley is just starting to be aware of Aziraphale’s touch and Aziraphale is trying to see how far they both can lie to themselves that this is enough. Beautiful as always!

Crystal

I love that it looks like they're both looking at each other's mouths like they're just about to kiss. Honestly, my first thought is a human AU fanfic entitled "Not a Mounted Dildo, but a Fuck Machine" in which Crowley and Aziraphale are roommates and Crowley is teaching Aziraphale about sex to impress a woman he hasn't met in person yet. They eventually realize they're in love, of course. https://archiveofourown.org/works/32104531/chapters/79536028

eklmrlos

thank you!!❤️ yes i love this idea of exploring the boundaries slowly 🙂‍↕️

Toad

First of all, I love Crowley snarl