SPECIAL RANGER AGENTS 4 (Patreon)

"What the fuck was that?"

"Um... Disgusting?"

"I mean yeah but what the fuck? Giant snails?"

"We ARE hunting a giantess so..."

"Yeah, I just didn't count on... fuck me that was disgusting."

"So slimy right?"

"SO slimy."

"Does it make you kinda wet?"

"Ewwwwwww! But also, yes."

"But seriously, what were they gonna do? Gum us to death?"

"Maybe they just wanted to cop a feel before they died. Not like there's a lot to look forward to if you're a snail the size of a golden retriever."

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