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To quote that one swimmer from Pokemon Black & White: "If I'm wearing a bikini where do I keep my pokeballs? Teehee... a woman's secret."
I mean, I'm not a woman and I've never worn a bikini, but that's not the point.

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Darkness

Mhmh 🥰🥰😘 you could definitely have my Poké balls 😘😘😘

Calum King

Why? Where do you keep _yours_?

John

Less Pokeballs, far, far less!!!!

Jeff Sorensen

Hmm... not sure I would combine any "poke" with my "balls".

Jay Bee

One’s always lower than the other.

Ralph Chavez

I don’t quite believe never wearing a bikini, but that’s just my own sexy head cannon

mmagio .

I’m guessing those poke balls are holding a Limpweiner and a Sacaballs. lol gotta catch them all

Curt Deville

More like pokepinup!! Do you have a name for your pocket monster?

Vic Kelly

You look unabashedly sexy and charmingly beautiful here. It's rare to see a cisgender man looking sexy — there are lots of instances of men looking intimidating or "strong and imposing", but that's not sexy. The vulnerability here is very attractive,

Huythang Tran (Silent Warlock)

That wailord looks oh so comfy. Also. Yeah you need at least 6 to make a pokemon team. Only two is not enough lol def love the pinup vibes this one has.

Kenny

This has Cosmopolitan pinup written all over it! (Yes, I'm dating myself with that reference!)

Colin Neagle

I assume that you're referring to the famous photo spread of Burt Reynolds lounging nude on a bearskin rug? You aren't dating yourself at all, I was born in the '80's and I've heard of that Cosmo centerfold. It was quite a big deal that a nude man would be photographed for a respectable magazine, let alone a male celebrity like Burt Reynolds in his 70's heyday! Sometimes Kyle's pictures will remind me of a celebrated nude from art history, but no one would say that I must be from Renaissance Italy in order to make that reference. So please don't apologize for knowing history! The world would be a better place if more people had curiosity about the past and watched black and white movies, read classic novels, learned about ancient civilizations, and knew about people who came before us. God, only I could turn the comments section under a sexy picture into a speech about the importance of humanities education and not being too self critical.

Kenny

Yes, sir... I was a teen in the early 80s, but I remember my mom had an old copy of that Cosmo with Burt on it. Of course, I later graduated on to other publications (Playgirl, anyone?), but nothing could ever reach the iconic status of Mr. Reynolds' pose (the only thing that comes close for me, IMHO, is the one Paul Rudd did a few years back that was so artistically tasteful and yet sexy). Kyle has that "something" that seems to be more than "sexiness"... He is, to me, artistically, photographically beautiful.