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FINE, I'LL PICK (Patreon)

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2022-12-10 19:09:14
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I think we've managed to find the world's most unmake-able decision, team.

500+ of you goobers managed to be perfectly split down the middle on this choice (understandably), so I guess the decision defaults back to me. XD

Our new holiday tradition (trial run) will be Mario games!

But, given this level of equal interest in Shovel Knight campaigns, we'll also play Plague Knight in early 2023!

Thank you for your (attempted) assistance, everyone! I look forward to both of these playthroughs. :D

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UnarmedToaster

This kind of calculated, dedicated split down the middle is exactly the kind of community I can get behind. Doublely so if it's on purpose. Goobers, the lot of you.

Kuma

Our work here is done. [/but we didn't make the decision] Leaves.~

Joshua Kristoff

Hey, you asked what we wanted, we said both

LlamaMaster
>>97309607

Dan: *gives the patrons a poll with even the slightest room for shenanigans* Patrons: "Oh, you're gonna regret that."

Laika

we did it gang

Jochem Kuijpers

Dan: "what game do you want me to play?" us: "yes"

Sara Perreault

We succeeded at failing to make a 1v1 decision as a group- That’s pretty impressive!

Emma Laslett

*'DAN WINS' voice* Patrons win!

Culade

Of course we couldn't make it easy for you Dan, especially a hard choice like that..

Kyle Brown

Getting into the holiday spirit and living in harmony

Panape

we did it, patrons!

Jay

I love that we’ve prompted him to make a “ridiculous” tag.

Finvaara

I feel like if we did the math, we'd find out 33% of us wanted Mario to win, 33% of us wanted Shovel Knight to win, and 50% of us wanted it to be a tie.

Marnix

Good work team, we all won!

Curt Clark

Sorry Dan. We were just having too much fun

Benjamin Siegfried

Okay, that worries me. That displays as if I voted for mario. I KNOW I voted for shovel knight. I think somebody hacked patreon to make it ballance.

chcoman

We did it fam!

LikeRayne

This is hilarious. Or perfectly balanced

John Mcmurray

A perfectly polarised playframe poll.

Nojh

That's amazing. Perhaps it's a holiday miracle!

Kassina42

"Thank you for your (attempted) assistance" is the most sincere, but passive aggressive-sounding sentence. XD

Heather Brooks

I just wanted to say thank you. I'm sick with COVID and isolating from everyone in a bedroom with a SNES classic that my brain won't function enough to play. But I've been watching Dan play. It's been the highlight of my feverish existence.