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My Family Trip to Portland (Patreon)

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2025-03-17 14:29:35

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hello dear, you're looking so handsome/beautiful, have you been eating all your vegetables? Come sit on my extremely hard sofa and watch my slide show from my trip to Portland with my old work friend, Bryan.

Will drop a prank video Wednesday.