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The Horny Union archives just got a new keeper – an enchantress all grown up, all knowing, and very ready to teach.

She doesn't rush. She lets you wait, lets you want it, and only then decides you've earned her attention. There's something about a woman who's spent years surrounded by forbidden books – she knows exactly what she's doing, and she's in no hurry to prove it. The quiet corners of her Library? Those turn out to be the loudest rooms in the whole Union.

She's been watching you longer than you think. Now it's your move.

📖 What's new this event

🔮 A new character – Hermione Granger – patient, teasing, and worth every second of the wait🔥 A brand-new location, The Library – the locked stacks are finally open, so bring a candle and mind your manners

⏳ How access rolls out

Hermione 🍑 High tiers (Rep, Sergeant and General) get her first – Sept 18 to Sept 25 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) 🍑 Low tiers (Supporter and Member) – Sept 25 to Oct 2 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) 🍑 After Oct 2 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) she's locked to high tiers only, so don't keep her waiting 

The Library 📚 High tiers – Sept 18 to Sept 25 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) 📚 Low tiers – Sept 25 to Oct 31 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) 📚 After Oct 31 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) the doors stay open for good – free for every Observer

🕘 Every access change goes live at:

🕛 12:00 PM PT 🕒 3:00 PM ET 🕘 9:00 PM CET

Wands out, loves. She's not the patient type – and something tells me neither are you.

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💋 Still not enough of her?

Our friends are cooking up something you're going to love – literally. Here's the setup: a brilliant young witch Hermione Granger gets burned by Harry and Ron who runs off with all her money and vanishes. So she does the only sensible thing – opens a potion shop in a mysterious old laboratory that once belonged to Snape himself. And how far will she go when her back's against the wall? In this magical corner of Hogwarts, she must not only brew potions but also overcome all kinds of difficulties that life throws at her. Behind her looms the shadow of debts that must be paid, and expectations from Snape, who constantly monitors her work.

Hermione's Shop

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🧪 The tasks before her are diverse and require ingenuity:

Brew and sell potions to earn money and pay off debts to the bank

Search for new potion recipes and discover their unique effects, some of which have quite... unexpected applications

Pass weekly inspections from Snape, who seems determined to find flaws in your work

Find increasingly creative ways to retain customers and convince them to leave generous tips

Upgrade your shop and living space to unlock new mechanics and opportunities for progress

Each day brings new challenges and opportunities, and your choices will influence Hermione's future. Will you focus on honest business, or will desperation lead you down more unconventional paths?

🔮 Go help her keep the lights on →

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Everything will be horny. Kisses, Cait 💋❤️