Fortune Teller Lady (Patreon)

Fortune teller lady sits in her tent, staring into the crystal ball. "Why haven't any interesting clients come by lately?" she asks. "Is someone else in town giving better advice about changing their fates?"

She leans in closer, her voice soft but tense. "Tell me, crystal ball. What’s going on out there? Am I going to go out of business at this rate? I thought my advice was good for those seeking gender change… but now I’m the one looking for answers...”