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IMPORTANT UPDATE THE INCIDENT HAS NOT BEEN RESOLVED. UNFORESEEN DIFFICULTIES HAVE INCAPACITATED JEFFERSON COUNTY REGIONAL AGENTS. DO NOT BE ALARMED. FEDERAL HEADQUARTERS IS REQUISITIONING ADDITIONAL, HIGHLY TRAINED AGENTS. STAY CALM AND REMAIN INDOORS. REMEMBER: THE BUREAU IS HERE FOR YOUR PROTECTION AGAINST GENDER INCURSIONS.