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As you may have seen, last week, Patreon invited us alongside other D&D creators to roll a GIGANTIC D20, and we all rolled a 14! For us, a 14 meant we had to test our constitution in real life.

How did we do that, you ask?

We took ourselves over to a theme park, ate as much food as we could, and rode the wildest, most nauseating rides.

Did we pass or fail? FIND OUT!

Also- stay tuned, because another result from our 14 roll is that we will be upgrading 65 free members to paid memberships here on Patreon!

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Wizardpower700

I haven't seen the video yet but I'm so sorry

Moth Ortiz

Did Blaine/kyborg use gift of the chromatic dragon to win this?

Gio GaGa

Well I knew who would be the one to not pass his constitution check 🫣

King Cinder

I love this video! I think you should do all the other options for the big roll because they are all awesome ideas!

Dino Bacani

I've heard about Chris' infamous Starbies birthday coffee orders, you'd think he'd fair better than he did.

Wicked Yulin

Mighty strong constitution 💪🏼

Dani Phantom

Oh noooo! It must have been those extra dippin dots!

Kalias Sondrie

Hahaha that was great! Wish it was like twice as long of a video but I really enjoyed it!! I love that you guys wore little costumes pieces, too. Also, I FREAKIN' LOVE DIPPIN DOTS!!! As a kid there was a theme park I went to every so often called Lagoon and my #1 park food that I HAD to get all of the time was Dippin Dots (I'm now 37). Back then that was the ONLY place you could get them and it was so special to get that little cup. Hope you guys had fun, thanks for the video! Definitely do more of these! (PS, I think of the different groups involved in the Giant Dice Roll that Stinky Dragon had the most fun, most unique, and most appealing of the different choices of things that you'd do/offer for your supporters). ♡♡♡

Nisura16

Poor Chris. I'm honestly surprised the rest of you were ok. I had a feeling Barb would be ok, she's the least risky out of all of you

Cristen A

Chris and Blaine kicking their feets is just my favorite

Talor Hall

I know people who wouldn’t even need to eat food to fail their constitution checks on some of those rides. Sorry Chris and kudos to the other 3 for making it!

Kev Klippel

Very disappointed in Gustavo, Ben, and Jon

MEL Keith

awww poor Chris, I know that feeling

NegotiateHP

Any inspiration dice? Maybe some guidance? Bless?...

Erin Hanby

I love that y'all have a job where you can go to Six Flags and eat junk all day and use it as a tax write off! 😂 #winning

April Loya

Thank you for this side quest! Your sacrifice is appreciated!🫶

Svelte Kumquat

I saw the title of this in my email inbox and, for a hot second, was like, "oh WOW, they're getting political!" 😂

Gideon

I think gumgum would love cotton candy

RaeDaKitty

Can we still get the the one shots 🥺

Jellybeans1775

It makes perfect sense to me that Gum Gum would be the first lol

Evil_eevee

this is the best I feel so bad though it must have sucked

Gracamole

i wish there was a fuller length version of this video

Sharon Davis

Poor Chris... even Chris said he would fail. Feel better my favorite Chris who does D&D for a job

Pseudodragon17

this made me feel sick just watching this! 🤣 glad you did'nt barf on a ride!

Ebnindy

The fact y ouu didn’t call it magic food at the end was a missed opportunity

Risotto

Yall really went through it 😭😂 This will be my inspiration to get through work today 🫡😂

Risotto

The fact that they liked it 💀💀🤣

Ginny Di

The fact that this WASN’T your natural 1 result is nuts to me 🤢 y’all are brave

Charlie

Performance check ,karaoke

ShYuu

had a very enjoyable laugh i kinda expected it to be Chris but very entertaining 10/10

ShYuu

used all 3 luckys

Mirandalorian

I'm an emetophobe, so I'm sure it's a great video but this is also my absolute worst nightmare 🙃

DragonWarrior318

That was great and I figured it would be Chris with how much he ate.

Joshua Selvachandran

Their commitment to this amazes me, I would not do this for the world

The Terbear

Chris, always a disappointment lol

Master Ty

i had a feeling it would be Chris first, aww poor Chris

Max

0:46 Micah looks like a mad scientist XD

Cactus (Kicker)

Dippin dots and funnel cake are some of the best food ever !!

Lizzalot-Bea

Who was recording this tho? That’s something I need to know

Qb10

And ben

Jason van der Graaff

Is Micah wearing a hairless Hutch fanny pack? is this new merch or old one i never saw?

ajurice

Gus? At a theme park??? That's rarer than a monk-wizard multi-class

Will W

I agree👍

Cris C

I can't believe only 1 of you threw up. I was nauseated by just watching this 2 minute video. 😳😵‍💫

Joshua Heath

That's wasn't just Chris's birthday?

Locura

HA! I knew that was the Iron Rattler at 00:41 just by looking at their faces! That first drop is a TRIP. No one we've taken on that thing has been prepared!

Jessica Lincoln

I want to know what Micha was able to eat! The last time I went to an amusement park I had two options of food that were vegan and allergy friendly. So maybe six flags down there has gotten with the program? Cuz I've been to six flags over Texas but it was before I was vegan.

VanillaDND🙂

I dare Blaine to try and hold a shield irl WITH HIS LEFT FOOT (newest episode refrence)

Zack

We passed our constitution checks. Chris passed... out