Tiny, Tiny Bonus For Current Paid Subscribers (Patreon)

I'm not one for earnestness, but I'd like to be clear: I really appreciate people supporting the podcast with some of that sick, sick $$$$$$ before there's anything being offered in return. I'll be launching bonus episodes in around a month (and trust me; they'll be just as miserable as the normal ones) but I was trying to come up with something to offer right now, and I have come up with this: If you have any interest in "being a part of the podcast", you can record yourself saying "Cringe, there's no other word for it, this makes me cringe. It's embarrassing." and send it to ihatebillmaher@gmail.com with your Patreon username in the subject line and I'll use it as the "Mahersoginy" sting. Do it however you want; read it straight up, get nutty with it, whatever. Please no AI (ie don't send one using a Bill Maher AI voice), I'm pledging to go down with the ship on this one. Or just don't even do it! That's an option! It's truly up to you! Also, let me know if you want me to credit you.

Okay, thanks.