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Help Help Matt Gaetz is Running Laps Around Me, Intellectually (Club Random w/ Matt Gaetz) AUDIO (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-29 19:08:59
Edited:
2025-08-13 05:59:38
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2026-06
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NOTE: The video for this should be up on January 30th by noon, if you'd rather watch that. Nightmarish pervert and bizarre looking man Matt

NOTE: The video for this should be up on January 30th by noon, if you'd rather watch that.

Nightmarish pervert and bizarre looking man Matt Gaetz visited the home of someone he is a genuine fan of (yikes!) for a little reputation rehabilitation. And guess what? Bill Maher fucking loves him!!! I wanted to get this up as fast as possible (lol, the joke ended up being on me because I fucked up both the audio AND the video edit, thus requiring at a dozen hours of extra work to fix it) so I just turned it on and started recording, so enjoy me reacting to 1. Bill Maher immediately saying he doesn't think Matt Gaetz had sex with a seventeen year old, 2. Bill Maher not knowing what "prostitute" means, 3. Matt Gaetz clearing Pete Hegseth of rape charges because, come on, as if some HOUSE WIFE wouldn't lie to save her marriage! Really rotten fucking stuff.

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Shawn R

I watched this and yes, found Matt friggin’ Gaetz more likable- LOL.

Holly B

If I didn't know that was Matt Gaetz, I would find him likeable. But then Ted Bundy was known to be charming as well.

Aaron

This fucking guy is so oblivious, talking shit about transactional relationships like every single relationship he’s ever had wasn’t transactional. Seriously Bill is one the loneliest guy on earth.

Michael Schlagnhaufer

That’s why it’s extremely bad judgment of bill to have him on lol

Kudos To You

1:33:00 I interpreted that a bit differently. I don't think Matt was saying he should cut out the part where Bill said "I'm sorry to the prophet", I think he was playing along with Bill's "oh-the-left-is-mad-I-said-her-name-wrong" joke, saying he should cut out the part where he mispronounced her name. I don't think Matt thought his mock apology was too racist.

Janie Haddad Tompkins

I’m so glad I’m premium now. This is an ASTONISHING conversation. It feels like Gaetz comes across as a self aware sociopath who is attempting to “recruit” Maher by using little tactics to groom him. Using the word “schmuck” trying to appeal to the “lonliness epidemic” phenom as moral justification for sex addiction over-indulgence. Gaetz staying chronically even keeled throughout ANY emotional reaction Maher has. Truly chilling. Also. Maher is so generationally out of touch it’s almost… cringingly quaint? “Grandpa, let me help you sign up for an OnlyFans, grampy Bill” TRULY an astonishingly insipid conversation between a narcissist and a sociopath. Wowowowowowow.

Cclear: watch He Walked by Night (1948)

I learned from this episode that I need Skims broxer-briefs. This is my big takeaway. Also Bill wears his dirty workout clothes all day after he works out.

Salex

Late to the party, but holy shit! This was one of the most surreal recorded conversations I’ve ever heard. I laughed, I cried. Mostly in a state of horror and disgust. What a fucking trip.

Cartie

The sheep shearing thing is more due to the pressure put on the workers by big corps, which results in them being really rough with the sheep and not being careful enough not to cut them. I agree that small shepherds who take care of their flock are not the issue; plus when sheep know the person shearing them they won’t be scared. Small detail just in case anyone is curious on why peta has that on their billboard (from a vegan who strongly dislikes peta)