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There is something so deeply unwholesome about looking at your peacefully sleeping wife and newborn baby and thinking to yourself "ah yes, a perfect time to go spend an hour talking about a Free Press flunky's conversation with Bill Maher". And then to top it off, you sit down and discover a few days after you PAID TO READ THE ARTICLE they just posted the entire unedited interview up on YouTube. It's not about the $10, it's about the fact that I gave to one of America's most despicable websites! I feel like I signed up for Stormfront's Patreon so I could make fun of a guy, only to discover they have a free feed that they unpaywall stuff on a few days later. Actually, that analogy is probably too close to work properly.

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Faroukh William

Congratulations to you and your wife, Will! 💙

Enuu

Oh really, you had a baby? 🤨 (But seriously, congrats!)

Elizabeth

Congratulations to you and your wife! And your tiny human!💛

marina

uh nEW RULE, we must congratulate will and his partner 💖

Richie

Please tell us you’ve named your baby Bill?! Congratulations Will .

Edward Claydon

New rule: Don't wake a sleeping baby

Owen Phillips

Missed opportunity to say "I kid the Scandinavians!"

Jim Allenspach

I just have Mike Carrozza's voice in my head going, "Can he *say* that?"

Kelli Rule

Came here to say this

Chuck Grape

Dunking on Ana Kasparian is an accomplishment for toddlers. No adult should brag about that. And not for nothing, that wasn't even a dunk. If anything, Bill Maher and Kasparian should bond over their shared hatred of immigrants and the unhoused.

Holly B

Oh Will. Also CONGRATULATIONS!!

Will Weldon

Somebody's post was auto filtered and won't let me unhide it, but please know I see you and I hear you (it was a totally innocuous comment I have no clue why patreon thought it was trying to kill me or something)

mrg

congrats. and condolences on feeding their machine

Raymond Baker

Congrats on parenthood Will. Excited for the Patreon Episode “NEW RULES, parenthood edition” feat. Bill Maher.

Aaron

As someone who googled the phrase “I hate bill Maher” weekly for years, looking for hit pieces on bill, until I found this show…..there’s not nearly enough hit pieces about Bill

Shawn R

Is this true about her? She’s anti-immigrant and hates the unhoused?

Chuck Grape

When she did her "why I left the left" speech last year, she said it was because lefties were dismissive about threat posed by unhoused people after one assaulted her. Though, I swear she complained about the unhoused in California years before that. Her complaints always seem to be the typical right-wing position of demonizing the unhoused while ignoring the economic conditions that created their situation. She's been critical of gender affirming care since at least 2023 and lost her shit over someone referring to AFAB as birthing person.

AutumnFacts

Congratulations Will! Hope your wife is healing up okay and the babe is enjoying their first week of life. Or, at least, sleeping well. Have fun--there is nothing like those first 3 months!